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Dirty immigration lawyer and nasty woman.

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These motherfuckers deliberately target schools for violence HERE. I sure as shit believe they targeted schools elsewhere too.

02.03.2026 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2586 ๐Ÿ” 537 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for โ€œArmageddon,โ€ Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been โ€œinundatedโ€ with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesusโ€ฆ

03.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 12804 ๐Ÿ” 6376 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1308 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4133
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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

02.03.2026 10:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 13390 ๐Ÿ” 4255 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 131 ๐Ÿ“Œ 173

If she wants to spend that ICE money on fancy jets instead of crimes against humanity, Iโ€™m pretty okay with that.

28.02.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Not naming names,,, but I googled ya worth

Not naming names,,, but I googled ya worth

So impressed and blessed for all the brands reaching out to support. thousand and more companies offered to donate product and my team gunna get to it. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ

BUT if you a billion dollar company,,, we donโ€™t want a product donation. We want you to sponsor these women + athletes. ๐Ÿ‘€

27.02.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3792 ๐Ÿ” 692 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86 ๐Ÿ“Œ 106

The birthright citizenship IS an easy case. Thatโ€™s the point. Thatโ€™s the flex. โ€œNo matter what rights you think you have, no matter how universally acknowledged you think they are, no matter how central to American values those rights are, WE decide whether or not you have those rightsโ€โ€ฆโ€ฆ
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27.02.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2911 ๐Ÿ” 722 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50 ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

People do what you pay them to do.
You pay corporate executives to make stock prices go up, not to make better products.
You pay politicians to get re-elected, not to govern well.
You pay reporters to get a bigger audience, not to tell the truth.
And so forth.
Be aware of what you pay people to do

26.02.2026 13:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3814 ๐Ÿ” 1027 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 148 ๐Ÿ“Œ 76
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Trumpโ€™s ICE Is Quietly Stockpiling Weaponryโ€”and It Should Alarm Us All In addition to staffing up at a furious rate, ICE and CPB are acquiring a vast cache of weapons from private contractors, new data reveals. This will not end wellโ€”or anytime soon.

Appalling: ICE and CBP contracted for $144 million in weaponry and accessories in Trump's first year, per data obtained by Sen Adam Schiff.

For ICE it's a fourfold increase, much of it for military-style weapons. A heavily armed secret police force. 1/

(new piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2069...

25.02.2026 12:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3641 ๐Ÿ” 2094 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 156 ๐Ÿ“Œ 280

just like when a woman says no.

20.02.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The underlying decision is HUGE. Judge Sykes vacated under the APA "Matter of Yajure-Hurtado," the decision from the Board of Immigration Appeals that had blessed the Trump admin's new interpretation of a 1996 law to deny the right to seek bond to huge swathes of people it takes into custody.

19.02.2026 17:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 624 ๐Ÿ” 224 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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NEW: The Supreme Court will begin requiring litigants in March to list the stock ticker for each party involved in a case to make it easier to check if a justice has a conflict of interest that might require recusal. #SCOTUS
Here are the changes: www.supremecourt.gov/filingandrul...

17.02.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 202 ๐Ÿ” 69 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

Fantastic (mis)spelling!

10.02.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
David Muir, Tony Dokoupil, and Tom Llamas in image about dokoupil's bad ratings

David Muir, Tony Dokoupil, and Tom Llamas in image about dokoupil's bad ratings

So weird that these aren't all the same guy.

09.02.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2559 ๐Ÿ” 293 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 134 ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

The appeal to the federal circuit court ALSO costs $600. So now anyone who loses in immigration has to pay $1,000 to be automatically denied in nearly every case, and then $600 to seek an emergency stay of their imminent deportation.

AND THIS APPLIES EVEN TO PEOPLE IN DETENTION.

05.02.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 765 ๐Ÿ” 210 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

The goal is clear; mass deportations over due process.

An order of removal does not become "final" until the Board of Immigration Appeals denies an appeal. After that, ICE can deport the person unless they file ANOTHER appeal to a federal circuit court AND get an emergency stay.

05.02.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 927 ๐Ÿ” 263 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
The IFR will also change the deadline for filing an appeal with the Board from 30 to 10 days, except for cases involving certain asylum applications, as discussed in more detail in Section IV.B of this preamble. And, as explained in Sections IV.C and D of this preamble, the IFR adopts other measures previously adopted by the 2020 Appellate Procedures Final Rule, which were never fully operationalized, to streamline the processes for obtaining the partiesโ€™ briefs and assembling the record on appeal.

The IFR will also change the deadline for filing an appeal with the Board from 30 to 10 days, except for cases involving certain asylum applications, as discussed in more detail in Section IV.B of this preamble. And, as explained in Sections IV.C and D of this preamble, the IFR adopts other measures previously adopted by the 2020 Appellate Procedures Final Rule, which were never fully operationalized, to streamline the processes for obtaining the partiesโ€™ briefs and assembling the record on appeal.

The Trump admin is ALSO changing the rules so that rather than 30 days to file a Notice of Appeal, people will now only have 10 days (in most cases).

That's just 10 days to find $1,000 and appellate counsel for an appeal the government says it will likely automatically deny!

05.02.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 992 ๐Ÿ” 337 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Thus, rather than require such adjudications, the Department is changing its regulations to provide the Board more flexibility in reviewing appeals. Instead, for appeals taken from decisions issued after this IF becomes effective, as explained in
Section IV.A of this preamble, the default will be summary dismissal unless a majority of current Board members vote to consider the appeal on the merits. And such dismissals
will occur quicklyโ€”within 15 days of filing the appealโ€”allowing aliens to seek Federal court review expeditiously, rather than potentially waiting for years for a Board decision that in the vast majority of cases would affirm the underlying Immigration Judge
decision.

Thus, rather than require such adjudications, the Department is changing its regulations to provide the Board more flexibility in reviewing appeals. Instead, for appeals taken from decisions issued after this IF becomes effective, as explained in Section IV.A of this preamble, the default will be summary dismissal unless a majority of current Board members vote to consider the appeal on the merits. And such dismissals will occur quicklyโ€”within 15 days of filing the appealโ€”allowing aliens to seek Federal court review expeditiously, rather than potentially waiting for years for a Board decision that in the vast majority of cases would affirm the underlying Immigration Judge decision.

๐ŸšจHOLY CRAP. The Trump admin just took a SLEDGEHAMMER to due process, largely eliminating the Board of Immigration Appeals process and MANDATING DISMISSAL of ALL appeals (which cost $1,000 thanks to OBBBA) filed after tomorrow unless a majority of the BIA votes to hear the case.

05.02.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3013 ๐Ÿ” 1788 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 99 ๐Ÿ“Œ 168

Iโ€™m not crying. Youโ€™re crying.

03.02.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Finally, the balance of equities and public interest favor a stay. The Government does not
cite any reason termination must occur post haste. Secretary Noem complains of strains
unlawful immigrants place on our immigration-enforcement system. Her answer? Turn 352,959
lawful immigrants into unlawful immigrants overnight. She complains of strains to our
economy. Her answer? Turn employed lawful immigrants who contribute billions in taxes into
the legally unemployable. She complains of strains to our healthcare system. Her answer? Turn
the insured into the uninsured. This approach is many thingsโ€”in the public interest is not one of
them

Finally, the balance of equities and public interest favor a stay. The Government does not cite any reason termination must occur post haste. Secretary Noem complains of strains unlawful immigrants place on our immigration-enforcement system. Her answer? Turn 352,959 lawful immigrants into unlawful immigrants overnight. She complains of strains to our economy. Her answer? Turn employed lawful immigrants who contribute billions in taxes into the legally unemployable. She complains of strains to our healthcare system. Her answer? Turn the insured into the uninsured. This approach is many thingsโ€”in the public interest is not one of them

this is a good one storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

03.02.2026 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1625 ๐Ÿ” 423 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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BREAKING: A federal judge has EXTENDED Haiti TPS!

U.S. District Judge Ana Reyesโ€™ order read it was โ€œsubstantially likelyโ€ that DHS Secretary Kristi Noem preordained her termination decision because of โ€œhostility to nonwhite immigrants.โ€

HERE TO STAY!
WI NOU KAPAB!

03.02.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 394 ๐Ÿ” 141 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was โ€œinvolvedโ€ in a gang shooting.

Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.

03.02.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 8639 ๐Ÿ” 3987 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112 ๐Ÿ“Œ 162
Fred Korematsu Day of Civil Liberties and the Constitution 
January 30 of Every Year
"Stand up for what is right!"
www.korematsuinstitute.org

Fred Korematsu Day of Civil Liberties and the Constitution January 30 of Every Year "Stand up for what is right!" www.korematsuinstitute.org

korematsuinstitute.org/what-is-fred...

30.01.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 612 ๐Ÿ” 222 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Schumer has to go.

30.01.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Federal Agents Arrest Don Lemon Over Minnesota Church Protest

I thought this was fake, but apparently, they've arrested Don Lemon for reporting from Minneapolis.

I'm not a huge Don Lemon fan, but this is totalitarian nonsense meant to threaten anyone who reports on the regime's horrors.

30.01.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 917 ๐Ÿ” 259 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34 ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
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Shut it down. Find a nationwide shutdown action near you!

No work. No School. No Shopping.

nationalshutdown.org/actions

30.01.2026 02:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 155 ๐Ÿ” 75 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Did suspect ask for a 'lawyer dog' or a 'lawyer, dawg'? Request was ambiguous, justice says The ABA Journal is read by half of the nation's 1 million lawyers every month. It covers the trends, people and finances of the legal profession from Wall Street to Main Street to Pennsylvania Avenue.

(For the laypeople who haven't heard of this one: www.abajournal.com/news/article... )

28.01.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bitch, this is exactly what you voted for.

28.01.2026 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please donโ€™t share torture photos.

28.01.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฎ

26.01.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Americans must be eyes wide open that blocking the DHS funding bill will not shut down ICE.

ICE is now sitting on a massive slush fund it can tap, whether or not we pass a funding bill.

25.01.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1822 ๐Ÿ” 600 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 358 ๐Ÿ“Œ 99