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Showing the burglar pictures of tigers

Tony s getting the paper

Avatar luulapants 1d If you're in the US, now is a great time to talk to the young people in your life about the US military:

The recruiter is not your friend. The military employs child psychologists to learn how to make you think the recruiter is your friend. The recruiter is allowed to lie to you and makes more money if they do. The recruiter is paid a commission to groom children into cannon fodder. The recruiter will tell you you're special and will go into special smart soldier programs instead of combat. They're lying. The recruiter may tell you they can tell if someone can get PTSD or not and only recruit people like you, who won't. They're lying. The recruiter may tell you you'll be too busy attending free college (!!) to go overseas. They're lying. The recruiter may ask what countries you want to travel to and promise you bougie placements on military bases in those countries. They're lying.

Even "It's just four years!" is a lie - the government is allowed to hold you past your enlistment period with a stop-loss order. The recruiter actually has zero power to decide anything that happens to you after you enlist and they more importantly don't care what happens to you. If you enlist, you will be brainwashed to make you willing to do things to other humans that you would never be willing to do today. You will be ordered to do things that will kill children. And you'll do them. The military is not the only way or even the best way for you to go to college or start a career.

Military brainwashing will actually make you into a terrible university student because it degrades your ability to think critically and question your sources. Having PTSD and/or a TBI will make it harder to be a student and keep a job. Veterans' benefits suck these days. Being a veteran drastically increases your risk of homelessness, suicide, alcohol and drug dependence, prison time, and becoming an abuser to your loved ones. The military will expose you to chemicals that will drastically increase your chances of developing cancer. The military will withhold information about your rights to conscientiously object after enlisting. A lot can change in four years.

If you need a reason not to enlist, there's many.

The Burglar……?? Is she safe she can only say “ee “ right now. I’m trying to teach her more letters

Wonderful Christmas time okay I’m getting nervous can you tell

This may not read as lighthearted as intended my bad

Simply having a temporary secretary

They are not of this earth

Sorry forgot to warn you about all the turkey water you would spill on your slacks

All punks meet at Iowa buffet but u have to be quiet during jeopardy

Saw Aurora B last night and it was nice but how could it hold and carry iPhone

we really find beauty everywhere ✨

I’m being The Burglar for Halloween

I am having a great time playing my first Zelda game :) and you know what else I like that link has pink hair

Another Audio Recording between the IDF and the Global Sumad Flotilla that is attempting to deliver humanitarian aid

Cal, I’m out of olives

We are so fortunate to have all these far away ass bands playing these close as hell south city gigs. I love you St. Louis. I love you stlshowpage.com !!

Asking The Burglar if it’s okay if I have a friend over

Earnest gossip will be the final and most unkillable pillar in the fourth estate 💅

Wendy’s stopped the dollar biscuits. What is the point remind me

Tony Mac is 60 years old

Keep honking I’m listening to the 4 hour playlist of every version of Wichita Lineman on youtube that my mom made because the one I sent her was not comprehensive enough

George W. Ramone

I’m in the mood to have said some crazy shit last night

What color are the wristbands tonight? Just trying to coordinate my outfit I’m not at the wristband store

Just thought of a perfect roast but I can’t say it bc it’s sooo mean but it’s way funnier than it is mean which is my “ok say it”golden rule BUT the person would not think it’s funny so I can’t say it. The first time I’ve respected this caveat to my golden rule is happening now. God I want to say it

What about like. Haha. Making out with your pwn bicep lol like taking it a small step further ha

I got a cat :) her name is The Burglar

I think if I owned a file cabinet all my friends would have their own file that I could reference bc I’m running out of space in my head for all you complicated little mother fuckers

Arpeggiator? :/ Sure am gonna miss her