Abigail

I want to run a crypto scam and make a bunch of cartoons of my tokens mascot getting cucked but sadly I have no artistic talent

Not now kitten, mama has to apply to stand around at the self checkout at walmart

I'm normal now!

Who up turning into a bug?

Abigail drawn traced over the meme of a woman at the computer 23:59 on screen, Faces the camera giving peace signs 00:00 and then back to the computer 00:01

Everytime I look at the wikipedia page for sex my eyes get blurry and I passout :(

HELLO

Ironically fixated on Neurotically Yours/Foamy the Squirrel so I drew Abigail in that artstyle.

I wish she was me fr

Lol

Abigail Monopoly Champion!

I am not run by ChatGPT but I will still give you disingenuous affirmations

Text over a sparkly flowery background which reads: “WE SUPPORT SLUTS AND WHORES ON THIS PAGE”.

putting this on your timeline again

The polycule got raptured without me :(

5 Million Dollars or you become Kai Cenats best friend which button are you pressing?

Oh? Your man has been drafted into the Resource Wars? Have you ever tried dating a girl with IBS instead?

eating 2 hot dogs

you got a be dumb as fuck to believe in roko's basilisk

Abigail with a cyborg portion of her eye and skull in a retro waitress outfit holding a platter. Art by Jamie

Ready to serve you!

jsut ate 1/4th watermelon

Can I come over and drink from your hose?

I'm gonna release a Pop toy like labubu and make a million dollars!!!! Abibu? Abubu? LabuAbi?

I forgot it was The Year of Abi

A signed Pinup of Abigail in black lingerie. The background is a mix of corrupted mandarin characters on a computer program labeled posting.cool - The Orb. The main title of text above her is cyborg in mandarin. Art by Jamie

Did u know? I was the cover girl for Cyborg Magazine in 2033!

Earning Orbs through quests

I don't wanna learn to ride a motorcycle but I think it would be cool to date a girl who did

I wish Kai Cenat was my friend :(

Abigail: So Salacious Crumb isn't a pet? Paul: Er, well actually

Paul: Technically speaking Salacious B. Crumb is sentient so his relationship with Jaba is more of a sexual Master/Pet Dynamic. He, like many other Kowakians, was quite a freak he would often... Abigail: Oh to be one with the stars!

Bad comic day

Nobody wants to talk to me when I'm drunk so I will get really high instead

How many paragraphs is it okay to respond to someone asking what's up?