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nothing is always an erasure. the layers are a monolith. every default bleeds.

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are you familiar with how MAID has been going in Canada? I used to be a firm believer, but have been radicalized against it in the current social climate... no idea how that would play out in Japan, though.

06.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sam Altman recommended, in a personal telephone call, that I work with some lawyers who tried to convince me to do securities fraud. He did then tell me not to do the securities fraud when I informed him of this, but his failure to offer a better alternative cost me several hundred thousand dollars.

05.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the part of the bed where your phone is

05.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for this appreciative reply

05.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the part of the bed where your phone is

05.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Battle Narf Review

Battle Narf is a difficult precision platformer with creative boss fights. It took me around 6h30m to clear.

The world is divided into screens, with a checkpoint usually every four to six screens or so. Outside of screens with boss fights, each screen is "static" in the sense that while there might be moving obstacles and projectile attacks, there's no randomness or variance and the same strategy will work every time. The dynamic of Battle Narf is learning how to complete the early screens in a checkpoint as quickly and consistently as possible to get more attempts at the later screens. Often you'll find a clunky route through a screen at first, and then realize that you can optimize it. It's satisfying to develop and learn these new strategies, and it keeps it from becoming too draining to repeat the early screens.

Every so often you'll encounter a boss. The bosses were the highlight of the game for me, but also where I got the most frustrated. They have funny and surprising attacks with unique concepts. They're also extremely strict and unforgiving, and it's hard to tell if the attacks are always fair and reactable. I don't mind when randomness in action boss fights leans on the unfair side, but I did get exasperated a few times, particularly when fighting the 3rd boss and the final one. Nonetheless, it was satisfying to get better at reading the complex attacks and take the bosses down. The final boss was really cool even if I got a little mad at it.

The game also has a charming aesthetic, with crunchy hand-drawn tiles, cute sprites, and music that I didn't realize was from external sources until a song from Lagoon (SNES) came on. Give Battle Narf a try if you want to play a challenging game.

Battle Narf Review Battle Narf is a difficult precision platformer with creative boss fights. It took me around 6h30m to clear. The world is divided into screens, with a checkpoint usually every four to six screens or so. Outside of screens with boss fights, each screen is "static" in the sense that while there might be moving obstacles and projectile attacks, there's no randomness or variance and the same strategy will work every time. The dynamic of Battle Narf is learning how to complete the early screens in a checkpoint as quickly and consistently as possible to get more attempts at the later screens. Often you'll find a clunky route through a screen at first, and then realize that you can optimize it. It's satisfying to develop and learn these new strategies, and it keeps it from becoming too draining to repeat the early screens. Every so often you'll encounter a boss. The bosses were the highlight of the game for me, but also where I got the most frustrated. They have funny and surprising attacks with unique concepts. They're also extremely strict and unforgiving, and it's hard to tell if the attacks are always fair and reactable. I don't mind when randomness in action boss fights leans on the unfair side, but I did get exasperated a few times, particularly when fighting the 3rd boss and the final one. Nonetheless, it was satisfying to get better at reading the complex attacks and take the bosses down. The final boss was really cool even if I got a little mad at it. The game also has a charming aesthetic, with crunchy hand-drawn tiles, cute sprites, and music that I didn't realize was from external sources until a song from Lagoon (SNES) came on. Give Battle Narf a try if you want to play a challenging game.

My review of Battle Narf (narfnra.itch.io/battle-narf)

05.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

@support.bsky.team i need it SO BADLY please. please!!!!

05.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

please god bsky just let me turn off reposts on a per-user basis, NO i don't want to use a stupid ass feed for only posts, NO i don't want to turn off reposts for everyone i follow, shut up

04.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 458 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4
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found a nice place to hang out

05.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I made a crossword

04.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8
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did you just not notice that caroline cash is the official author of syndicated nancy now? here's the strip on the official site: www.gocomics.com/nancy

04.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

just went on a wild emotional rollercoaster:

1. think of a hilarious joke
2. realize it's actually cruel & i don't agree with it
3. sadly delete and draft bleet about sadness
4. think of a different, related, not-cruel joke
5. post it, everyone loves it and it might become actual mystery hunt event

04.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm on mac so browser only.. does that version have the update?

04.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

finally beat xanthous... over 300 deaths...

04.03.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

whoa totally did not notice

03.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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enjoying this very much so far! this screen was a good puzzle, took me way too long to figure out the very reasonable thing it was asking of me

03.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A cover image for our crossword puzzle, called Sasquatches Somersaulting, showing me in a mask at an arcade and carrie in a mask in front of some abstract art.

A cover image for our crossword puzzle, called Sasquatches Somersaulting, showing me in a mask at an arcade and carrie in a mask in front of some abstract art.

hey everyone it is a very exciting day today: my PAID CROSSWORD PUBLICATION DEBUT!!!

@somebypaths.bsky.social and i have collaboratively produced today's Cryptic Crossweird, which along with 30+ other great puzzles can be yours for the low price of $2.50!

www.patreon.com/posts/crypti...

02.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Battle Narf by NARFNra Masocore-ish Battle Kid Vextro Fangame

narfnra.itch.io/battle-narf battle narf is out because i got tired of staring at it. you're welcome

02.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL

03.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dumped the images off of one of my Gameboy Cameras... found this pic of the moon.

There were eight others, but this was the nice one.

This shot took my biggest lens and a stand made of Lego to hold everything still.

01.03.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 585 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Jake is one of the cleverest, most intelligent people I've had the pleasure of knowing (for 20+ years now). I have no doubt that this crossword is going to be challenging and delightful, just like every other game Jake's ever shared with me. Check it out!

02.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh wow thank you that's really very kind of you to say!!! i should also warn you that this is a cryptic crossword, and if you don't already know what that means trying to solve it is going to be a bewildering and short-lived experience :D happy to teach you about them, but yeah probably don't buy it

02.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

also if you wanna solve just my puzzle and not shell out the big bucks, DM me. it's a really great outlet and deserves your support but i understand if it's too much friction and i want you to see the cool thing we made.

02.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cover image for our crossword puzzle, called Sasquatches Somersaulting, showing me in a mask at an arcade and carrie in a mask in front of some abstract art.

A cover image for our crossword puzzle, called Sasquatches Somersaulting, showing me in a mask at an arcade and carrie in a mask in front of some abstract art.

hey everyone it is a very exciting day today: my PAID CROSSWORD PUBLICATION DEBUT!!!

@somebypaths.bsky.social and i have collaboratively produced today's Cryptic Crossweird, which along with 30+ other great puzzles can be yours for the low price of $2.50!

www.patreon.com/posts/crypti...

02.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

it outlasted google calendar's ability to parse text like this....

02.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
SinΓ©ad O'Connor - Fire On Babylon (Official Music Video)
SinΓ©ad O'Connor - Fire On Babylon (Official Music Video) YouTube video by SineadOConnorVEVO

thinking about her www.youtube.com/watch?v=R29W...

01.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Celeste World Record Speedrun Explained
Celeste World Record Speedrun Explained YouTube video by Bismuth

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Cx...

01.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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i love bismuth so much

01.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unbelieveably painful tease. Need more

27.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0