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Redneck Leftist. Good with power tools. Ok at rec league softball. Bad at parties.

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Also, hope your flooding fiasco has come to an end.

27.02.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Might have missed it, but assuming there's no timeline for Jalen?

27.02.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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SchrΓΆdinger's dumpster!

24.02.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6

Agent Smith from the Matrix in his Sons of Anarchy era.

24.02.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You get that banh mi?

20.02.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is Quin making LOH his first listen each and every day???

20.02.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

18.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 26476 πŸ” 6435 πŸ’¬ 552 πŸ“Œ 1081

Can't wait to watch a lot of Bryce Elder being mid.

18.02.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Think we just sentenced him to life in Trajekt prison.

18.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Need to send Harris in without a bat to just look at 1000 pitches/ day, just calling out "strike" or "ball".

18.02.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Subscriber rates:

17.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Councilmember Kelsea Bond Introduces Resolution to Expand Diversion, Reduce Jail Overcrowding Ahead of World Cup

Today I am proud to announce my first piece of legislation to be introduced at today’s Full City Council February 16th meeting at 1pm.

16.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Nm. Just remembered that Celebrity Death match was a thing. I now have evening plans. TY.

16.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI makes me want to set fire to every computer, but... I'd like to watch Tom & Brad fight.

16.02.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 423 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 9

Simple minds. Simple pleasures. (Complimentary)

14.02.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"everything else tho... 😬"

11.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*googles "how to un-read"*

11.02.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yall, Atlanta Community Press Collective is running out of $.

we’ve sued for public records when no one else would. we covered Cop City from the ground for years. we train and pay local freelancers. we publish work other outlets wouldn’t touch. if this reporting means anything to you, PLEASE donate

11.02.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Occasionally threads is ok.

10.02.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

10.02.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 31327 πŸ” 13773 πŸ’¬ 972 πŸ“Œ 1689
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10.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feel bad for having the bartender put on the game after reading this. 😬

10.02.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Monty Python's rabbit of caerbannog scene as knights flee from the deadly rabbit

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Republicans getting destroyed by a bunny at halftime

09.02.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 1114 πŸ” 272 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9

Pretty sure not operating is the only thing the Dems have been good at for the past 20 years.

09.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

FUN FACT: The Olympics are named after Theodore Limpicks, a multi-sport athlete who created the international competition in 1963.

07.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0