Yeah but when was the last time Gabi scored after cutting his hair shorter?

Checkmate, atheists.

Fucking hell man x

I recently discovered you can sing Baggy Trousers to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire.

The "I can't take it anymore"/"Back of the head with a plastic cup" bit is particularly enjoyable.

Oh yeah, the song about Eric Djemba-Djemba

The frequency with which I try to pinch zoom pictures in the newspaper is fucking shameful

My favourite one is getting a notification about a message from my GP on the NHS app, thinking it'll be the important test results I've been waiting for, and it's just "Our dispensary will be closed between 2pm and 4pm tomorrow"

Which absolute coward removed $tefan Deni$$ from this list?

That's fair, although there's also the potential for CL teams to do Sunday-Wednesday-Saturday, which would be heavy going. I just feel like the difference between the two is so minor. But you're right about PL preparation time.

But you still get two days and three days rest periods each week. If you play CL on Wednesday, your next game needs to be Saturday because your next CL game will be Tuesday. Three days and two days rest. Sometimes you might get a Tuesday to Sunday break, but the impact would be marginal.

It also bugs me when people talk about the "punishing schedule" of Thursday-Sunday games for Europa League teams, as if Wednesday-Saturday is somehow easier.

Ah yes, 28 years since my mum shouted "I'm glad someone's happy!" at a Salvation Army band and then gobbed on a copy of The Sun.

Because your ad revenue is down this quarter?

Was that the month where our goal of the month competition included a penalty and an own goal?

I was helping my (Eastern European) partner update her CV for an office job some years back, and I quietly suggested it was time to remove "Can lift 25kg sack of potatoes"

Sorry, got my fixtures mixed up, City would need to lose 12-0 to *Fulham*

I think the only way all three get in is if they all win (entirely possible) but Forest AND Newcastle getting in would require City to lose something like 12-0 to Everton

ONE MAN ARMY YouTube video by The Prodigy - Topic

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_kml...

Not only did they also steal the music, the music they stole was a direct ripoff of One Man Army by Prodigy and Tom Morello

diD yOu kNoW iMgUr hAs An aRcAdE

Whatever, just fix the app.

Wait...is this secretly also a white hole gag?

"That's you, that is"

I once sat next to Eddi Reader for about 10 minutes before realising it was Eddi Reader, went "Oh, it's Eddi Reader" and then got up and left.