nickforbrains 🏳️‍🌈

Lol they can't help themselves from being trashy

Can we still?

I grind also. Now I realize I was just jawmaxxing the whole time lol

The best

Don't put your penis into someone's mouth that you can't trust to not bite it off. That's why I don't do glory holes lol

So he got banged and rendered fecally incontinent with a tent peg and has had his micropeen bit several times. He deserved all that.

one would lol

Yup. My boyfriend lives here (my type is still Mormon boys lol) but fortunately he mainly comes to Seattle lol

MAYGELLA - A DINNER PARTY TO END ALL DINNER PARTIES YouTube video by StampFunnies

A dinner party for the end of the world

"I'm going to add a little cyanide"

youtu.be/Lg754uzdrDc?...

But she can purse her lips like my evil grandma so she's got that

I'm glad they feel free to say retarded now

So so weird. I was raised not here and went to BYU. I was brought up to keep church and state separate and I've always found it weird. But... I still got along cause I was in the church. But now, it's just too much. If you grew up Mormon, the ambient Mormonism that you see, it's too much lol

Haha! We’re leaving tonight. There is so much that I love about it here but I used to be Mormon and when I’m here I exist in a condition that’s either traumatized or eye-rolly lol

Boutons notre habit le plus biau YouTube video by Claire Pelletier - Topic

It’s in an old dialect of French, from the Loire Valley youtu.be/g_x7c0wd6FQ?...

I decided I am just a Mozart boy from here out. It makes my new song selection less stressful

Oh lord

I told Matt yesterday that if I had been grilling Kristi Noem in congress, I would have used the expression “jiggery pokery” a lot because either the real meaning or the assumed meaning are correct lol

In Utah?? Omg I did spend 7 years here in my youth and I loved that there were hardly any mosquitos

It is so sweet. All of the old French carols set the nativity in rural France and I think it’s so literary. It’s what they knew!

Oh you do the freezing to control the bugs fr

I’m just here this week. In Seattle we haven’t even had a killing freeze and I’ve had to weed lol

Utah spring

Limelight on a stupid usually doesn’t work out great

Haha! My ex-wife didn’t allow it except strictly between thanksgiving and new year. But now I’m ungovernable lol

I listen to Christmas music when I’m stressed by the flaming world. Anyway, there is this medieval French carol I’m into where instead of gold, frankincense and myrrh, the villagers bring the finest bread, wine and butter. I love it so much.

Stupid people use words they think make them sound smart

Same

Good

He is unbounded and bored

Exactly. He is completely unbound and what’s left for him to do.