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Quarter Gill

@mynameisgill

Inventor of beef hula hoop advent calendars (awaiting patent). Middle-aged fashionista. Found mainly in Glasgow and Yorkshire and sometimes around the globe. A Weegie at heart. 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Hilariously, I’ve only just seen this.

14.04.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He doesn’t need any. He’s ….

Oh wait. I’ve said too much.

14.04.2025 20:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fine. I’M FINE!

*heads off to buy more chips and a pack of Handy Andy’s.

24.03.2025 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or chipstealers. Or shitonheaders.

24.03.2025 14:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a musician. I should have worked this out. Although the opposite of crescendo in music is diminuendo. But that’s Italian.

It’s ok. Even I’ve lost the thread of this now too.

24.03.2025 14:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it meant crescent!

24.03.2025 09:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Walking with Dinosaurs at York around 2002-2003 was brilliant.

24.03.2025 09:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a thought

22.03.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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Here's *that desert you were so impressed with ;D
@ChefTomKerridge as on
@GreatBritMenu
from from #wherethewildcooksgo amazon.co.uk/Where-Wild-C... definitely more than the sum of its parts.

19.03.2025 17:36 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I have a hot tap. Your message isn’t very inclusive. Shame on you.

23.03.2025 12:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just found a big M&S cauli cheese. That’s go splendidly with Mr QG’s chicken and tarragon pie later.

23.03.2025 12:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh love

23.03.2025 12:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh FFS, Boaby.

21.03.2025 10:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A bit, yes. I was still on Insta. That’s my happiest SM place. Lots of my real friend and family there too. And I’ve curated a lovely feed there with zero politics and all the things I love.

Also, I’m a nosey cow. Tell me everything. I await your DM.

21.03.2025 09:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How you doing anyway, pal? Owt to report?

21.03.2025 08:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The sick youth of Europe: the UK’s mental health problem Why so many young people are becoming mentally unfit for work and education, and what we need to do about it

✍️ The sick youth of Europe: the UK’s mental health problem.

Why so many young people are becoming mentally unfit for work and education, and what we need to do about it…

By Dr Pam Jarvis

21.03.2025 07:09 πŸ‘ 285 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 16

I’m just putting some Kylie Prosecco on my cornflakes cos I’m a lady with style and class.

21.03.2025 08:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Calm down, Gary Barlow.

21.03.2025 08:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Roses are red
Violets are blue

20.03.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 61409 πŸ” 13500 πŸ’¬ 2492 πŸ“Œ 1367

A Polish friend of mine learned the only 2 facts about swans any Brit knows, then confused them and, gloriously, *forgot they were about swans*, so one day she told me:

"Did you know that the Queen is the only person in England allowed to break your arm?"

20.03.2025 07:02 πŸ‘ 1266 πŸ” 365 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 15
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oh okay that explains it

20.03.2025 11:02 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh interesting! Shows us the pics when you can.

20.03.2025 11:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha ha. That made me laugh.

20.03.2025 10:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today I learned that β€˜Kyrie’ in the song of the same name by Mr Mister is not a woman’s name, but a reference to the/his Lord. And the next word which I couldn’t ever work out is β€˜eleison’ and means β€˜have mercy’.

β€œKyrie eleison down the road that I must travel.”

Welcome to that little earworm.

20.03.2025 10:59 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

"I have no idea what this tastes like."

- first person tasting chicken

18.03.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 618 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1

Well, that’s @pyramidhead76.bsky.social’s birthday present sorted.

19.03.2025 09:53 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

It needs its own documentary! It’ll be studied in film schools, I predict.

18.03.2025 12:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s incredibly powerful isn’t it? And the acting and the filming is astonishing.

18.03.2025 12:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sanex Expert Skin Health Head to Toe Body Wash for Kids 570ml

This is the kids one in Home Bargains but that would be good. On sale to Β£2.99 and it should last ages. home.bargains/product/1ef7...

18.03.2025 12:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0