kobolds can double jump
dragons can dash through breakable walls
@kobolddragon
Archiving every Kobold/Dragon post created by @pineconelizard.bsky.social since 2021 Chronological oldest -> newest as best as possible. Occasional light NSFW. FUCK AI. Runs locally, might occasionally go down
kobolds can double jump
dragons can dash through breakable walls
dragon smoking a blunt with smoke coming out taking the shape of a kobold. it says "Foolish dragon! I laced yo shit!" the dragon, tripping tf out, says "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
eats it and bites you
hmm im not sure bites you
100 bites
bite bite
wow! you're going to be bit !
you will be bit
bite
you will be bit
bites
reply to this for your kobold fortune
splash damage
i forget that i am just a silly little thing making silly little posts on the internet and trying to be 100% accurate with everything is additional headache that no one will be aware of or appreciate rather than me.
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A few things
1. scheduled posts will return soon
2. with this images and drawings will also be posted frequently
3. the stagnation was due to intentionally keeping things in chronological order, which is not impossible but a logistical nightmare. this is how (point 2) can happen
kobold that dissolves in water
that's right! kobold eats those!
who would win in a fight?
a giant pile of snow, rocks, and dirt that accumulate in the back of a large parking lot after it snows
or
kobold
would you rather have a million kobolds or a kobold that multiplies every day
kobold about to eat a big fucking burger aaaah yeaaaa lets fucking goooo
suspiciously pizza shaped kobold in the pizza box ?
kobold sitting. the cave is on fire
kobold 20 minutes after you ask them to boil water
kobold who uuuh, um.... ... uhhhhhhhh.... wait no i got this .... up..... fuck ok.... um... hmm.... yip?
kobolds can wave dash
dragons can charge through blocks and enemies
kobold named roomba (she would wait at dragons feet while they are cooking and gobble up everything that fell)
kobold at the gym getting unnecessarily hungry at the gym looking at all the yummy weights
chilly kobold: I don't get it I ate all these flaming hot cheetos and I'm still cold
dragon: (puts hand on kobolds shoulder and looks at them with a blank emotionless face)
happy new yip
kobolds will return on january 1st