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math teacher, writer substack: pershmail.substack.com website with links to publications etc: michaelpershan.com

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No judgement but do litmags actually get people paying for editorial comments?

06.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm still out here hustling for my story "Tandem Jump" in the amazing @doesithavepockets.bsky.social. It's about other things but it's also about trying to talk to another person when there's a lot of wind (not easy). www.doesithavepockets.com/fiction/mich...

06.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Check out these people on the boardwalk, getting ready for a fight, gonna see what them racketboys (tennis!!) can do.

05.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Americans are right.

05.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh Daniel By Michael Pershan My wife placed my hand on her leg, but when I slipped under her nightdress she pushed me away. β€œAre you crazy?” she said. β€œThe kids are at the airport. They’re waiting for us!” W…

Potentially this moonparkreview.com/issue-34-win...

05.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Michael Pershan β€” Does It Have Pockets Tandem Jump

Or maybe this www.doesithavepockets.com/fiction/mich...

05.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stupid Wolves A story by Michael Pershan from Outlook Springs, a literary journal from another dimension.

How about this www.outlooksprings.com/stories/stup...

05.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Be honest is everyone still talking about this

05.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Poster for Outlook Springs featuring two yellow mannequin hands stacked together beneath the title. Text reads: β€œOUTLOOK SPRINGS β€” From the interdimensional press of Langston Brumbletooth.” A red sticker notes β€œDeadline May 15th.” The poster invites submissions: β€œSend us your strange stories, essays, poems β€” or they can be a little normal,” with the website outlooksprings.com at the bottom.

Poster for Outlook Springs featuring two yellow mannequin hands stacked together beneath the title. Text reads: β€œOUTLOOK SPRINGS β€” From the interdimensional press of Langston Brumbletooth.” A red sticker notes β€œDeadline May 15th.” The poster invites submissions: β€œSend us your strange stories, essays, poems β€” or they can be a little normal,” with the website outlooksprings.com at the bottom.

We need your helping hands for Issue 10.

05.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so good. bsky.app/profile/mper...

04.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I might have to get paid more to do a bit more work at work, I'd celebrate that I guess.

04.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need something good to happen so I can celebrate it.

04.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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A couple of my 5th/6th graders (lunchtime problem solving class) got into this puzzle from NACLO...obviously only a puzzle if you don't know Estonian, but how do you say 11:30 in Estonian? www.naclo.cs.cmu.edu/problems2014...

04.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Unlike everybody else on the planet I am going to nail the adult relationship with my children," no I absolutely will not.

04.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Parenting is such an enormous part of my daily and emotional life (very much including 'negative' emotions), I can already imagine how it's going to wreck me when they're older.

04.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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There's a lot of this.

04.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Very weird, over the past few days substack's algorithm started putting this piece in people's feeds. There is now a thriving debate in the comments about the bible involving christians and not about the story. theamericanbystander.substack.com/p/the-most-d...

04.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(Going to start reviewing these)

Venomous BORE.

04.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Michael Pershan β€” Does It Have Pockets Tandem Jump

Big thank you to @doesithavepockets.bsky.social for putting my story in the March issue! It's about a guy terrified of jumping out of a plane and his tandem jump instructor who is having some sort of emotional breakdown. Wheeeee! www.doesithavepockets.com/fiction/mich...

02.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Purim! Don't be Haman!

03.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much for reading!!

03.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
MUTINY AFTER MIDNIGHT
MUTINY AFTER MIDNIGHT YouTube video by Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKHG...

03.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah this is the best thing I've read online in a minute.

03.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sharing this after reading the first paragraph, a paragraph which is absolutely worth your time.

03.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This one hurts in a good way, @ezhang77.bsky.social.

02.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Michael Pershan β€” Does It Have Pockets Tandem Jump

Big thank you to @doesithavepockets.bsky.social for putting my story in the March issue! It's about a guy terrified of jumping out of a plane and his tandem jump instructor who is having some sort of emotional breakdown. Wheeeee! www.doesithavepockets.com/fiction/mich...

02.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is all I ever wanted to hear.

02.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What am I teaching tomorrow, a good question.

02.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OK opinion time: in rock music the job of a solo is to say something that you can't say with words, so the best solos are absolutely dependent on a strong lyric.

02.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Running title for a while was I Was Dancing at the Lesbian Bar but decided it didn't quite fit the story.

02.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0