My AMEX card has a rebate for purchasing services with magnifi, an AI investment platform. I feel this too falls into the category of gambling/betting

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Thank you for the re-education, comrade.

Did you ultimately pay to -not- receive a cool and refreshing beverage like at FC?

"Fuck."
Yes, this does look like sex.

Stunning! A pigeon doing backflips.

Wait! What kind of hose is that? You may have added BPA to your wifi!