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Bob Merckel

@bobzyeruncle

Author of "Salute" — it's about yoga, but it's not. I've had more reinventions than Madonna. Writer / editor / teacher bouncing between Barcelona and Provincetown. Purveyor of your Good Morning earworm.

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Good morning to all, particularly if we're stuck in the storm we were born to ignore

07.03.2026 08:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to everyone, particularly if you saw the doctor, got prescriptions, talked to God, he didn’t listen

06.03.2026 11:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

05.03.2026 19:11 👍 22456 🔁 4957 💬 759 📌 404

But honestly, if used is the opposite of disused, why is appointed not the opposite of disappointed.

05.03.2026 14:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, particularly if you like Pina Coladas

05.03.2026 14:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, especially if you are my best guess

04.03.2026 17:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning everybody, especially if every time you walk away, you take a piece of me with you

03.03.2026 17:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to everyone, particularly if you spent all week doing a whole load of nothing

02.03.2026 07:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rabbit, rabbit

01.03.2026 13:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all y’all, especially if you break me then I break my rules

01.03.2026 07:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all y’all, especially if you’re far more cooler than your body could’ve known

28.02.2026 07:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, especially if you better keep your hands off my potential new boyfriend

27.02.2026 07:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to everybody, especially if the way you kiss me’ll work each time

26.02.2026 08:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TFW 3 sources (cruise line, airline, web search) confirm your @delta code share booking does not need a visa to transfer intl —> intl in Brazil) but LatAm insists you do and refuses your ticket.

25.02.2026 19:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, particularly if you pray to a cocaine Jesus in a black four-seater

25.02.2026 08:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to everyone, particularly if in your grasp the fears don’t last

24.02.2026 08:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, particularly if Indiana wants you.

23.02.2026 18:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good morning to everybody, especially if you should take your little finger and just point it in the mirror

22.02.2026 07:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
21.02.2026 15:23 👍 1677 🔁 412 💬 13 📌 0

Good morning to all y’all, especially if you tell me you got something to give

21.02.2026 08:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bet if he’d put tariffs on beer, it would’ve been 8-2

20.02.2026 22:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to everybody, especially if you miss the days of a life still permanent

20.02.2026 08:01 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I seem to be conflating Hozier and Hazlett.

19.02.2026 14:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is Nancy Mace?

19.02.2026 13:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, especially if she hid around corners and she hid under beds, she killed it with kisses and from it she fled

19.02.2026 08:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to everybody, especially if you put your arms around me and we tumble to the ground

18.02.2026 08:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, particularly if he works at Mr. Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street

17.02.2026 08:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to all, especially if drinks go straight to your knees

16.02.2026 08:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today I was introduced to Lily Fitts.

Quite pleased to make her acquaintance and put her in rotation.

16.02.2026 00:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning to everyone, particularly if it seems you get the things you give along the way

15.02.2026 08:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0