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Guitar center employee: can I help you find anything?

Polyamorous guitarist: yeah I'm lookin' for a-

MY GOAT IS BACK

I 👏 AM 👏 NOT 👏 IN-👏TER-👏EST-👏ED!!!!!!👏

POUR 👏 CON-👏CRETE 👏 IN-👏 TO 👏 YOUR 👏 COCK!!! 👏

If you gas up my work exclusively as an avenue to flirt with me I should be able to kick you in the mouth

huge fan of the Pokemon TCG artwork by Keiji Kinebuchi

types of interactions with cis people who do not know a single trans person:

- unconvincing smile in passing
- 👁️ 👁️
- "fourgan?"

yeah but my friends call me fourg

Fella thought I said my name was "fourgan"

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
I CRAWL LIKE A VIPER THROUGH THESE SUBUuUuURBAN STREETS
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

In my defense The Hounds was playing

I can tell you from experience if you're listening to the protomen and going 25 over the speed limit that dickhead is gonna stop you

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

Cis people need to pay attention to the way they communicate this. They freely admit that after all of their research, they came up with zero evidence that HRT was harmful.

Then they banned it anyway, claiming their inability to find a reason is a reason in of itself.

Another Monday with Garf

GARFIELD: LASAGNA WORLD TOUR
EKO SOFTWARE 2007
PS2

Our longest set yet, and we'll be debuting a new one too ;)

🚨 CHICAGO: THIS IS SATURDAY!!! 🚨

The bands are tight and the vids are right. Come through.

There are no echo chambers of consequence besides the echo chamber of the right wing, which denies its own flagrantly psychosexually sadistic nature at every turn, and the larger echo chamber of "civil society", the polite willful ignorance which allows American empire to continue raping and killing

It is unreal that you are alive, breathing air right now. A miracle against all possible odds, wasted by capitalist brain worms that have turned you into a gaping black hole.

I think one of my newest deeply held beliefs is that you really should kill yourself if you are an AI artist. Your perverse desire to create a product has completely torn down a load bearing component of your humanity. Your soul is damned in this world and the next. Phone it in. There is no point.

This is exactly why they have to take Snake Eater off the karaoke service

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

what happened last night blood alcohol level-wise cannot be allowed to transpire again

Momo in her "BLOW" shirt

Celebrity DUI tee, Fio from metal slug is mirrored on both sides with a steel trap in the middle. It says "CHICAGO, IL" above it, and a big ass Celebrity DUI logo is above that. A bleached diagram with chains is underneath the design

The Fio design on top of a golden girls tee, a John Lennon tee, a death stranding BRIDGES tee, a Kakashi tee, and a horny Marilyn Monroe tee

A holographic sticker of our logo, and a sticker that looks like the Big Star #1 record album art, but it says DUI in the middle instead of BIG

CELEBRITY DUI IS BRINGING THE GOODS TO OUR NEXT SHOW. TEES & STICKERS. WOW!!!

WE ROCKIN' @columbowife.bsky.social

Or should I say ape thousand
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and you will have 8000

come getem at da gig 😙

myup :)