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Grumpy fig provider.

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Jackie Daytona. Regular Human Award Show Presenter.

11.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, and mine.

08.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are a more finite resource than most people.

08.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck. Fingers crossed it works out because you can't keep this up mate. x

08.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The details of what he did are horrifying.
The bright side of this is that the whole life tarrif is now absolutely cast iron.

07.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly this. The details of what that man did are horrifying. The friends and family of his victims have to live with that.
The only upside to this is that the whole life tariff is now absolutely nailed on, and his life in prison will be harder.

07.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Huntley dead, and the world is slightly less shit.

Don’t make a hero of his killer though. He’s already on a whole life sentence for three murders, including a five-month pregnant mother who he also raped.

Remember the victims of these foul men.

07.03.2026 10:14 πŸ‘ 270 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Bear shits in woods. More news as we get it.

06.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1970s Space Lego!

Mr A is currently in the throes of a collecting spree...

06.03.2026 09:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a good analogy. Very useful in carefully controlled settings for specific usages, but unfortunately being widely inserted into everything and used without training or PPE and poisoning a lot of things and people and we’re going to pay a tonne of money to remove it safely in the future

05.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 702 πŸ” 264 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4
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a group of seagulls are standing on a rope ALT: a group of seagulls are standing on a rope
04.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even cannibals need roughage.

04.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I read that from 'notes of burned steak...' in Jilly Goolden's voice.

04.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Peak Evil would be mentioning Umbongo now.

04.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

'What has a hazelnut is every bite?' 🎢

SQUIRREL SHIT!

03.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Living up to the bio there.

03.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The badge of the London Necropolis and National Mausoleum Company. Surrounded by an ouroboros, a skull and crossbones sits above an hourglass and the motto "Mortus quies vivis salus". I washed out of Latin shortly after discovering Caecilius was in the fucking horto, but think it's loosely "peace for the dead, safety for the living".

The whole design looks like it was outsourced to a 13yo metal fan, tbh.

The badge of the London Necropolis and National Mausoleum Company. Surrounded by an ouroboros, a skull and crossbones sits above an hourglass and the motto "Mortus quies vivis salus". I washed out of Latin shortly after discovering Caecilius was in the fucking horto, but think it's loosely "peace for the dead, safety for the living". The whole design looks like it was outsourced to a 13yo metal fan, tbh.

Bring back proper railway branding, cowards!

03.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 308 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

I suspect the only reason Trump is still alive is that none of the things that are wrong with him can decide which one will get to do the honours.

02.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god I'm so sorry. MiLs was dramatic AF but no permanent effects. Weird how the actual presentation doesn't seem to bear much relationship to long term issues.

02.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever the hell it is, it's taking its time.

02.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had it on my upper thigh just over a year ago. People were not overstating how painful it is.
My MIL had it in a cranial nerve and I can only imagine the agony.

02.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like it might be a really nasty dose of shingles, in an unusual place.

If I'm right that will have been hellaciously painful.
Oh dear, how sad, nevermind etc.

02.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Murderous secret society permeating the whole town?

02.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s something morally grotesque about reporting the words of a genocidal war criminal as if they were uttered from a genuine place of authority rather than from atop a pile of Ukrainian corpses.

01.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

She's a spicy old girl, but she's still a cutie.

01.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I sniggered.

28.02.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I think we can be reassured, if there's one thing he can be relied on to do, it's follow through.

28.02.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Which means it is perfection.

28.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0