TWIN🌿

A hug from my mom and 34 shots of whiskey would probably fix me

Got a new job that starts in a few weeks

Sorry everybody I've been really busy jerking off and fantasizing about murdering people with power

Mr.Soft you're my favorite woke creator

Thinking of buying a snake just so I can be a weird snake guy

Im back babey

Seeing these combatant lists will never not be funny to me.

The alt of my alt is my main

I wonder how many stick bugs I've accidentally turned into firewood over my lifetime

TOONTOWN

Calling my wife gay

Shitting cum

I don't really watch porn anymore but getting an "xvideos wrapped" would be hilarious

Render me Daddy

Remember kids: if you require a deity to justify your existence, your existence doesn't mean that much in the first place

Dawg I fuckin hate the internet. We should hard reset this bitch

Got plastered and loaded a bunch of mags the other night. I love being alive

Late night meditation

Dispatch my GOTY

"the black ops 7 campaign is so ass I can't believe we've started this far from reznov and Mason"

Dawg FUCK y'all CoD is a shitty AI slopfest now thanks to you fucktards throwing money at a fortnite ripoff just so you could be homelander with akimbo 12 gauges.

I miss Bo2 man

DISPATCH FINALE IS SO FUCKING GOOD OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU CHASE. FUCK SHROUD

BEAT HIS ASS

KILL THATS MF VISI

Dick Cheney is DEAD

Cause... Cause you're the dawg babey?

Making a point to fuck my girlfriend on November 1st so she knows I'm not a loser

We should kill them

Just remember kids, if anyone tries to seek you a car with stainl as steel paneling; it's a shit car. So far we're 2 for 2 on this rule, at least the DeLorean looked cool.

Leagues feels like doing achievement diary completions.

Gridmaster feels like green logging a boss.

Kill yourself

I feel like I could make a good meme to respond to this, but I've straight up never played BA lmao

Mmmm
Obama