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I'm a video game critic, enthusiast and self-trained Ninja. youtube.com/c/NinjaReviews https://opencritic.com/critic/378/jordan-biordi

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Looks like real Flabalanche was the friends we made along the way

07.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh jeez! I'm sorry you guys have to deal with that. Hopefully it's an easy cleanup/fix πŸ˜”

06.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like, it's only March. We've had a whole Direct for Tomadachi Life like a month ago. Still lots of time to get coverage for the games that were announced like 5 months ago.

06.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, it tracks with Nintendo's fairly extensive strategy of not really revealing games until they're properly ready and building hype throughout the year.

I mean...they could be Bethesda and announce a game 8 years in advance with no release date or plan whatsoever?

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've said it a million times, we really need to get away from this mindset. It creates a certain kind of entitlement that I've always thought was cringy because it erodes patience. Like, they have 2026 release windows, we know they're coming. Do we need to count down to the exact minute of release?

06.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol I'm just saying "There's nothing on the horizon" and "I can't wait for new games" are two very different statements from two different emotional perspectives

06.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You'll start to live a much happier life, I promise you. There are so many amazing games to play, so much so that when you start playing them, you'll stop even noticing that a company isn't giving you the games you think you want. You'll abandon the mindset that companies aren't releasing games.

06.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, posts like these always make me a little sad. Like, you gotta expand your horizons a bit bro. Don't just focus on the "big blockbusters." Venture out into the niche. Appreciate the fun and exciting games that are right in front of you instead of lamenting the "lack" of releases.

06.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whose Mario again?

06.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's Tomodachi Life, Fire Emblem, Rhythm Heaven, and Yoshi's Island, to name a few, on the horizon. Plus, Mario Tennis and Pokopia just came out.

It's okay, Nintendo hasn't run out of games. You just gotta exercise patience.

06.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wario confirmed.

06.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tess McGill you've stolen this Gruber's heart.

06.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Been having garbage luck with packs lately, but I managed to get all three shiny Legendary Dogs, so it's not all bad. #PokemonTCGP

04.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol I dunno if I'd blame Concord for that. Were you not around for the whole "Nintendoomed" era? People have been wanting things they don't care about to fail FOREVER.

03.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What was Geoff supposed to do? Not accept the dump truck of money Tencent (supposedly) drove to his house to promote the game during the Game Advertisements? The man's not made of stone.

03.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a issue at first too. I tried again the next day and it worked okay. Although I think the problem was on my end cause Outlook was being fucky

03.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely wish I knew how we can protect ourselves from this. How can we keep our work away from these shitheel companies in order to get to a point where regurgitative AI has nothing left to steal and just starts eating itself?

02.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bit of an extreme response but...okay?

01.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! He's my all-time fave. He knocked Charmander out of the top spot πŸ˜…

01.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I wanted to do three where one was kind of an Ace Trainer, one was a Pokémon Prof/Scientist, and one was Team Rocket, but I was pressed for time 🀣

01.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wanted to do a little drawing for PokΓ©mon Day, but got sidetracked playing Resident Evil Requiem.

01.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

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28.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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28.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Scyther, Golem, Alakazam, Haunter, and Farfetch'd

27.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly. God I'm so tired of engagement bait.

27.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And it's like, we already know they have a Yoshi, Rhythm Heaven, Fire Emblem and Tomodachi Life coming out this year. Like...we're gonna get games, it's not something that requires speculation.

27.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like, if Nintendo releases a Pokemon game every year, people scream because they're not good enough. If they give their devs time to develop good games, people scream "WHERE ARE ALL THE GAMES NINTENDO!?!?!?!?!"

Just stop propgating these ideas for thes sake of engagement.

27.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I take a certain kind of umbrage with posts like this because the idea of "WHAT IS NINTENDO'S BIG PLAN" or "WHAT ARE THEIR HOLIDAY GAMES!?" creates a degree of entitlement in fans that I've always thought was cringy.

Like, instead of speculating and getting your hopes up, just be surprised

27.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Gee, I wonder. Could it be Mario or Donkey Kong or Zelda or Kirby or Pikmin or Splatoon or Metroid or Star Fox or Fire Emblem or Yoshi or Xenoblade or F-Zero or Wario or Kid Icarus or Bayonetta or Punch Out or...

*falls further into the abyss*

27.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For the big PokΓ©mon anniversary tomorrow, I grabbed a few of my favourite mons

26.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0