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@jimmyjazzesq

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You're spreading lies and doubling down on it because your lies feel good.

In the real world it's counterproductive.

In the world of social media, you should delete all your social media accounts out of embarrassment.

13.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus fuck! There is a 15 year old in-joke on social media taking the piss out of me for driving a shoe. That isn't me & you aren't in on the joke. This is tragic head loss from someone in the public eye just because I pointed out you were too lazy to do a basic fact check. Delete your account.

13.03.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That tree was planted as a sapling soon after πŸ˜”

13.03.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm off and it's 5 minutes away so I went for a wee walk to pay my respects.

Where did 31 years go?

13.03.2026 09:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm embarrassed for you.

bsky.app/profile/mjgr...

13.03.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've just read your bio. It's my shame that I'm not familiar with you. I'm a relatively recent convert to Soho Radio & a Weller addict. It would be plain weird to expect you to agree with me on any other issue but It's really disappointing to see you peddle this fantasy. I'm pro renewables.

13.03.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop paddling bullshit for the gullible and I'll stop telling you to stop paddling bullshit for the gullible. Half the world is burning around you FFS. Grow up.

13.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It will never happen in your lifetime or mine and you know it which is why I'm telling you that you're peddling utter fantasy. The Greens don't even have coherent Energy policies.

13.03.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're living in some future fantasy world that doesn't and never will exist. You will never ever see your energy bills reduce because of the increase in renewable energy. Not once. Not ever. I'm sure it comes from a good place but you're peddling cuddly myths.

13.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It isn't nearly free for me or anyone else in Scotland a Renewable tariff. Bills increase @ exactly same rate.The notion that the transition to Renewables is for the fairies. The Oil companies all need bribed with our money to "invest" in infrastructure & their profits won't come out of thin air.

13.03.2026 07:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The seventeen victims at Dunblane Primary School 30 years ago today. Chilling to see their names and ages again. Remember them when anyone starts chatting shit about relaxing the gun laws.

13.03.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I worked at Motorola in Bathgate beside a man whose son was killed. I barely knew the man. The building was massive and was hauntingly silent for weeks afterwards. There's a memorial in the town centre next to the war memorials. A shocking tragedy but absolutely the right response. Rare in politics.

13.03.2026 07:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Martina Topley-bird - Sandpaper Kisses (with lyrics)
Martina Topley-bird - Sandpaper Kisses (with lyrics) YouTube video by ΠœΠΈΡ…Π°ΠΈΠ» ΠŸΠΎΡ‚Π°ΠΏΠΎΠ²

Any excuse to play this gem. That bass drop!

youtu.be/i2TADeHXpWE?...

13.03.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tricky - Ponderosa
Tricky - Ponderosa YouTube video by TrickyVEVO

Friday aff πŸ™ŒπŸΌ

Filthy head cold 🀧😷

youtube.com/watch?v=njDL...

13.03.2026 07:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The weather is honking and I've got an electrician in so I'm getting a big settle on.

12.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They were only unfancied in the eyes of arrogant English media, pundits and fans. I very much doubt last night was that much of a surprise to Man City fans who go, or to anyone who has watched any Champions League football in the last decade+.

12.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 60th birthday to this beauty ❀️
▢️ open.spotify.com/album/36UBSv...

12.03.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

There is definitely a shit load of weird dirt on him and they'll definitely find it.

12.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think so. I won't go near it for that very reason. He's as funny as repeated kicks to the bollocks. His books are for Christmas present for that uncle you hate to read on the downstairs loo.

12.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's economically illiterate - theLeft's Liz Truss. Has the diplomatic skills of a ballet dancing rhino. Most importantly, he doesn't have coherent Greens policies because they're a Green Party only in name.

Caroline Lucas was 100 x the politician & person this silly divvy bollocks will ever be.

12.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Zack Polanski stood by breast enlargment hypnosis claim A newly unearthed interview from 2013 casts doubt on the Green Party leader's claim to have apologised.

In the scheme of UK politics, it's trivial but he's never shaking the Tit Whisperer thing. He isn't a serious politician - he's a confidence trickster. An actor.

He'll never get elected as an MP, never mind win a GE. Gorton & Denton was made for him but he shat it.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

12.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jesus!

Wasn't he ridiculed off the internet in about 2010 for that Get In The Sea nonsense?

Paddy McGuiness is funnier.

12.03.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Callum. The joke was that you're the other cheek of the same spotty arsehole as Reform UK Ltd.

11.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reform are winning hee-haw, sunshine.

11.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think she might genuinely be worse than Liz Truss.

11.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spurs though! 🀣

10.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*ballet*

I'd pay good money to see a bullet dancing rhino!

10.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dancing rhino & doesn't have coherent Green policies.

The only way to get any of these policies implemented is for The Left & Centre Left to compromise around the really pressing issues. They all want ideological purity so they get fuck all.

10.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0