Joel Holmberg (@dotkalm)

Just realized how much tattoos cost. Not very punk.

08.04.2025 19:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the first of the month

01.03.2025 17:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m doing Woodward this summer

27.02.2025 06:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m up

26.02.2025 17:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Marinara on my yoga clothes

24.02.2025 19:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please tell me what a primary inbox is

16.02.2025 05:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Only a matter of time before I figure out who JellyRole is

06.02.2025 06:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Egg prices. Wow. You’d think it was tamago

06.02.2025 05:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Truth social. More like Deez Nuts

30.01.2025 06:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m DOING my taxes
but I’m GETTING a shingle

23.01.2025 02:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My eBay seller rating is 🔥

11.12.2024 04:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone else using ChatGPT to write customer complaint emails?

04.12.2024 23:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the first of the month

01.12.2024 19:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Im
Up

27.11.2024 19:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m up

25.11.2024 17:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gutted

24.11.2024 21:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s up with feel-good kids movies having dumb waiters

24.11.2024 17:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bedtime for babies

24.11.2024 04:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I own more vacuums than I do butter knives

23.11.2024 23:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Selling my kidneys on fb marketplace

23.11.2024 03:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tonight I went to Trader Joe’s and bought some chili. The cashier asked if I “wanted a spoon”!! I was almost offended then realized I had my Halliburton jacket on.

22.11.2024 05:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Company is Latin for With Bread

21.11.2024 01:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m at a point in my life where I want to start breaking into cars

20.11.2024 03:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m up

19.11.2024 16:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sitting here watching a Skyrizi commercial thinking “maybe I am an artist”

18.11.2024 05:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Napped

18.11.2024 01:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m up

15.11.2024 01:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Joel Holmberg

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