SHAR⭕️N

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

you can't trust anyone

I mean, is this news?

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

I’m not going to say Death In Paradise is running out of ideas because that was about 6 seasons ago

ARTHUR!

I’m at the stage of watching The Apprentice when I’m seeing people I never noticed before

And that’s just the owner
and the guests.
😎🙏🏼🕺
I thank you.

Great. Fantastic.

Eeewww look at all the blood rain* everywhere

*ordinary rain

Trying every which way to squeeze Trump into diplomacy

D’you know, I’ve just paid for another year of garden waste collection so this is really tempting me

An extract from a blog, which reads: At most they will be able to say: They started it because it was fun. They like thumping things and this was a thing they could thump. They were insane with the most degenerate notions of what it is to be a man and ended up accidentally converting it into a foreign policy.

Perfectly put by the brilliant @iandunt.bsky.social

For anyone who would like the clip (including George).

One day, I hope, there will be a final and terrible reckoning for every fucking person in this picture.

Andrew Tate's twatty video only starts making any sense when you use different music

But he looks so nice

America might have stopped being the world's policeman, but it's now the world's drunk – staggering around wildly at closing time, taking a swing at whoever comes near.

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The what?????

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

what fresh hell

Markwayne is only like Leeann for boys

Still dreadful though. Pick a name ffs

I see that World Book Day is still being treated as Character From TV Or Film Day in some quarters

I bet it really eats Trump up that he’s never beaten a man in a presidential election. He’s won because too many American voters don’t want women to hold positions of authority

Perfectly reasonable

Yeah but who’s in?

I’m old and I don’t remember a conflict that there’s ever been so little appetite for

No one I’ve spoken with about thinks it’s okay. They think it’s very much not okay

So the man who thought that Khomeini and Khamenei were the same person is now in charge of Homeland Security.

The nature of human rights is that they apply to, you know, all humans

Oh Lord