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Matthew Malenich

@axl-warpshaft

Writer, artist (on occasion), and Penguins fan. I make horrible things happen to imaginary people. Pro Oxford comma. Pro em dash. AI evangelists can fuck off. He/Him.

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Make them eat something you actually hate? 🀷🏻 Problem solved... maybe.

08.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Without Crosby and Malkin this team really does give me X Generation vibes... X Generation with Mario on IR.

08.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The NHL saw the DOPS's 'Wheel of Justice' and decided to apply it to goalie interference calls.

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is wearing a suit and tie and looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a suit and tie and looking at the camera .
05.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel so old, because there 𝘳𝘦𝘒𝘭𝘭𝘺 was a time where you could easily get a hold of customer service for damn near everything. They might still be clueless, but you could call them.

05.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Six authors came together determined to produce a #sciencefiction #anthology to share their vision of human and machine convergence. Neosynthesis-12 stories of code, consciousness and survival. #scifibooks mybook.to/neosynthesis

02.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Screengrab of Steph's post, with the skeet she quoted unavailable to me, indicated by a 'Blocked' message.

Screengrab of Steph's post, with the skeet she quoted unavailable to me, indicated by a 'Blocked' message.

This obviously isn't the first stupid thing that person's said. Had them blocked already.

01.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a huge TMNT fan, and judging by some of the fan art I've seen on this app, it's hard to argue against your case. πŸ˜‚

26.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Book 5 in The Wrecking Squad series releases today. The Court holds it breath as the Butcher AI lays a murderous trap for the crew of the Sunstar, threatening the death of millions unless the crew’s secrets are given over to him. #sciencefictionbooks #scifibooks #sciencefiction #scifi

24.02.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
PUBLIC ENEMY - State Of The Union (STFU) featuring DJ PREMIER | OFFICIAL VIDEO
PUBLIC ENEMY - State Of The Union (STFU) featuring DJ PREMIER | OFFICIAL VIDEO YouTube video by Channel ZERO
25.02.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dubas could trade the rights to Ponomarev for McDavid, one-for-one, and there'd still be people who'd go, "Well, McDavid's never really won at any level so [...]"

25.02.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Price Is Right - Losing Horns
The Price Is Right - Losing Horns YouTube video by Coda Gardner

www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ev...

25.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Kulak was fine, but at this point in the Penguins rebuild that deal's a no-brainer.

24.02.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it's tough for anyone who has a public job. Twitter has been the place to be if your career requires getting eyeballs on your work. For a lot of people, leaving Twitter could mean needing a new job. But any job that requires you tolerate literal nazis and pedophiles isn't worth keeping.

24.02.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saw it the theater when I was a kid, and I was almost the same age as that kid in the movie. And when we left the theater I was laughing with my dad and brother, asking why that mob leader kid in the movie was swearing so much.

23.02.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our entire society is a front to rape children, steal resources, and subjugate minorities. Fuck.

22.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
HOW TO FIND NAZIS:

1) POST "FUCK NAZIS"

2) WATCH FOR THE "DON'T CALL PEOPLE YOU DISAGREE WITH NAZIS!" COMMENTS

3) YOU FOUND THE NAZIS.

HOW TO FIND NAZIS: 1) POST "FUCK NAZIS" 2) WATCH FOR THE "DON'T CALL PEOPLE YOU DISAGREE WITH NAZIS!" COMMENTS 3) YOU FOUND THE NAZIS.

fuck nazis

19.02.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 785 πŸ” 240 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 8
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What she said…

15.02.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 1779 πŸ” 569 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 51
Two catsβ€”one mostly white, adult calico; the other a six-ish month old white and gray fluff ballβ€”lying near a window, craning their necks to look back at the camera.

Two catsβ€”one mostly white, adult calico; the other a six-ish month old white and gray fluff ballβ€”lying near a window, craning their necks to look back at the camera.

Fifi and Ollie want to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.

#CatSky #Caturday

14.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Most women want to get laid tooβ€”just not with creepy, selfish, dangerous losers.

It's amazing how dumb so many guys are. If you believe men and women are equals, and you treat people fairly and honestly, occasionally someone will want to fuck you. It's not that complicated.

12.02.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
WQEX Signoff III - Beginning missing
WQEX Signoff III - Beginning missing YouTube video by Carl Banks
10.02.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These AI knuckle fucks don't know how shitty their plagiarized sewage is, because they're too lazy to learn the craft and recognize the problems. It's like trying to convince a flat-Earther how fucking stupid they sound, because they couldn't be bothered to pay attention in 4th grade science class.

09.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that fitness apps dont let you log sex as an exercise is further evidence that fitness apps are made by tech bro dorks

08.02.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
Created wrestler entrance in Wrestlemania2000, for the N64. El Gigante, aka Giant GonzΓ‘lez, aka Jorge GonzΓ‘lez with Shane McMahon. Worms eye view of both of them standing at the top of the entrance ramp, with the name graphic, and the Corporation Titantron video behind them.

Created wrestler entrance in Wrestlemania2000, for the N64. El Gigante, aka Giant GonzΓ‘lez, aka Jorge GonzΓ‘lez with Shane McMahon. Worms eye view of both of them standing at the top of the entrance ramp, with the name graphic, and the Corporation Titantron video behind them.

I stopped watching wrestling twenty years ago. But I have been playing a lot of Wrestlemania 2000 (in OpenEMU) again lately.

Just having some fun with the created wrestler slots. One of the worst big ticket wrestlers ever. πŸ˜‚

#RetroGaming #N64 #Wrestlamania2000 #Wrestling #WWE #WWF

07.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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I never had π˜“π˜ͺ𝘯𝘬 𝘡𝘰 𝘡𝘩𝘦 π˜—π˜’π˜΄π˜΅. Not until it showed up on the Wii's Virtual Console. Great game, though.

07.02.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of sold ebay listing for M.U.S.C.L.E. figure lot. Ten figures sold for $28.

Screenshot of sold ebay listing for M.U.S.C.L.E. figure lot. Ten figures sold for $28.

Some are worth more than others. But that bag I have is worth a hell of a lot, if I ever decided to sell them (which I don't want to do).

07.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hit the jackpot as a kid.

We went to a community flea market thing in the late '80s. I walk into this garage, and there's a bowl full of them on a table. They were asking like 10Β’ a piece... so I snagged them all. Instead of counting them, the lady sold me the whole lot for like $8. >100 of 'em.

07.02.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope. Just never got into it. When it comes to anime, I like the more cinematic stuff. That's even if I love the toys.

For example, I have a shopping bag π—³π˜‚π—Ήπ—Ή of M.U.S.C.L.E. figures. The best simple toys ever. Never got into the actual show they're based on, though.

07.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ That makes a lot of sense.

07.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0