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When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

03.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 10694 ๐Ÿ” 3250 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 198 ๐Ÿ“Œ 244

one of the very tiring things about politics from 2015 on is the two tiered system election system where there are real candidates who have to be perfect in every single way and anything in their record any statement can be used to disqualify them

and clown vibe candidates who are never accountable

04.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1997 ๐Ÿ” 368 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Weโ€™ve compromised, he now sleeps on my foot because Iโ€™m using his favorite blanket

27.02.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gutting state capacity is bad

26.02.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 784 ๐Ÿ” 106 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I actually think the behavior of the Republicans in the audience has been more noteworthy than Trumpโ€™s speech itself.

The braying, boorish jeers and yawps of a party fully given over to fascism.

25.02.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 5397 ๐Ÿ” 1145 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114 ๐Ÿ“Œ 56

The frustration of having 24/7 access to a cat and being unable to properly pet and cuddle him (not to mention the bombastic side eye whenever I shift in my sick bed)

24.02.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

#Pokemon30

Whoโ€™s your favoriteโ€ฆ
โ€ฆStarter?
โ€ฆPokรฉmon?
โ€ฆEeveelution?
โ€ฆLegendary?

24.02.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I joked that I bet they say that to all their patients and they burst out laughing

22.02.2026 12:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cons of severely breaking my arm: everything

Pro: did get called a tough patient by two orthos after splint attempt #2

22.02.2026 11:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can go contactless, theyโ€™ve largely retired the old metrocard

20.02.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just did the same exact thing for Jadeโ€ฆ

20.02.2026 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cat Checkpoint! Show me the most recent cat image on your phone

19.02.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Taste

18.02.2026 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pit tax

17.02.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 158 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

That show is everything to me, welcome aboard

17.02.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The academic gets the brainy typeโ€ฆ shocking

www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...

16.02.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My condolences

15.02.2026 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Published in Novemberโ€ฆ itโ€™s written in the style of college student facing a deadline at a reading level to satisfy a toddler in service of letโ€™s slit our own wrists for fun policy

15.02.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we fast forward to the part in Santa Claus is coming to town where the Sombertown residents are tearing down everything related to the Burgermeister and pretending they never supported him

15.02.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actively losing brain cells reading the 2025 American National Security Strategy for class

15.02.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are some shows I have given up on because of the constant constant re-stating of exposition. Exposition is a thing that is definitely needed in normal amounts. The amounts being demanded right now by executives at some streamers is excessive & annoying & has killed my interest in some shows

14.02.2026 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 385 ๐Ÿ” 49 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Itโ€™s truly a win-win moment

13.02.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I remember Reagan removing Jimmy Carterโ€™s solar panels and I think weโ€™ve been enduring this shit for way too many years.

11.02.2026 06:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 8112 ๐Ÿ” 1451 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 156 ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.

07.02.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 10439 ๐Ÿ” 1740 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 224 ๐Ÿ“Œ 166
Preview
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a pitcher of water and an ashtray Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a pitcher of water and an ashtray

Oh you knowโ€ฆ

04.02.2026 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I volunteer!

03.02.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which could mean anything

03.02.2026 23:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

incredible build ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

02.02.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Using vogue for the Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer is a little obvious, donโ€™t get me wrong, Iโ€™m gay, Iโ€™m living, but that is someoneโ€™s first idea

02.02.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability

01.02.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 11265 ๐Ÿ” 2945 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 68