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The Rogue and the Princess

Oh so when the Bluesky ceo is transitioning it’s fine but when WE do it

Previous post seems like it didn't work properly. Maybe this format will

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every time I see this I think about how my dad called my abuela yoda because of how small she is

[CW: cock vore, digestion]

Reposting art from 2021

YCH for DremBonaarKrah (FA) and @bookermeister.bsky.social

#furryart #vore #nsfw #cockvore

Been watching Bridgerton, loved the skateboarding episode.

I still love the X-Files but, over time, I've grown a bit bitter about how it laundered a lot of right-wing conspiracies into the mainstream, giving people a decade later the mistaken impression that 1990s conspiracies and UFOlogy were harmless crank nonsense.

#art

Alexei the skunk with their chest being a lil larger than usual, they're spraying themselves with a pink perfume and say "Oh my, I seem to have suffered a wardrove malfunction... Could you be a darling and carry these crates for me?"

Persuasive
#borisalienart

Hourly rate comm for @goobinsnoobin.bsky.social!

$85 for 3 hours

www.patreon.com/borisalien

Last week's exercises 👽

Your work colleagues are just wrapping up their meeting, your turn next

Comm for @karps.bsky.social

remember, gotta eat big to get big

cw: cockvore

for Shina Wylder!

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

RE9 comic Grace screams as the helicopter she's piloting goes down Leon watches on from a window Grace escapes with Emily from the burning wreckage in the background Leon, talking to the audience: "women drivers, am I right"?

leon "pfft, women" kennedy #re9

... and on international women's day, too 😔

happy international women's day

I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

Can't blame me for being lazy when I have the best sitting spot around !

farmer brown said the same thing 🫢

Happy 34th anniversary to the original Sailor Moon anime!

#SailorMoon
#セーラームーン

Helixftr Deluxe has been released to the public! This is a remake of the original vore game, now able to run in the browser once again.

More info in this public post: www.patreon.com/posts/151856...
Play in browser here: www.hungrycritters.net/games/helixf...

#HelixftrDeluxe #LongLevyGameDev #vore

Sketch of sawyer for simcho! (I hope this was correct..!)

The April

RE9 comic Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!! Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag" Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"

i almost had my head bitten off by a giant freakish monster, why is this old man making lame jokes at me 😭 #re9

tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny

Completed commission for @puffclown.bsky.social