watching the children lose their mind over $80 games in 2025 when in 1993 I had to convince pops for $75 to get the Super Nintendo version is certainly a perspective I’m blessed to have.
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Burn me once, shame on me
Burn me twice, I know your password
For the longest time, the average comment on the internet used to be funny.
I can't pinpoint when it happened, but its very clear that now, the average internet comment is a complaint.
The average dubstep dj won’t post about their best friends birthday but you best believe they had a story for Shaq’s birthday today
Who else noticed the… thing? #SOTU
i have this theory that every single human is stupid
using X makes you a bad person
Most people don’t understand how good I am at being on the beach or swimming in a pool
nawtystep saying he expected more creativity from modal nodes but thinks the skrillex scud song is decent is all you really need to know about the average music reviewer
gettin 5 guys
DISGRACEFUL
Not particularly excited to see this years endless renditions of DJ valentine cards posted everywhere
Can anyone explain the significance of Kendrick’s bell bottoms
absolute worst place on the internet currently
I actually whole heartedly believe if you’re still on X, you’re a bad person
Hand drawn emojis are cool
I think Chappell Roan had the best performance at the Grammys
Nothing worse that a mf’er who messages you because they see you’re “online”
is schranz a real genre
im a big fan of tuna salad
The comment section on the internet used to be for cracking a funny joke. Now its exclusively used to bitch & moan.
I made lasagna
very cool, world
For me that was most recently ‘satisfactory’
This was the coolest song I found yesterday
music.apple.com/us/album/pus...
Apple journaling suggestions be like
“Want to write about your epic afternoon outing to Wendy’s?”
What kind of TV
I’m a slut for the hydro massage at planet fitness
