Ian Whelan

Don Draper pitch meme, the board reads "bagels *and* donuts"

Me when my wife asks if I want to get bagels or donuts tomorrow morning:

*uninformed

The latter, I kept going through the reset flow and not receiving a single email until I got formally locked out.

My unformed mobile engineer guess is that the API is having all sorts of timeouts and the frontend error handling isn't very granular.

I hit all of that, eventually I got an email about an account lockout that asked me for my email and phone number. After that things finally worked.

It took me several tries but I was finally able to get my card and account migrated. I was forced to update my password, and the reset password flow was incredibly busted but I eventually got in.

@ralf-wondratschek.com would know better than me, I'm just Mr. Applets

JuJu Smith-Schuster rode around every day on a Solowheel scooter wearing an Elmo backpack

A bunch of football players lived in the same (just barely) off-campus university housing complex as me. They threw a huuuuge party after Kiffin was fired.

Wow! Seeing so many products produced specifically for my wife, the #1 mom.

me setting alarms for a morning flight:

I'm sure it didn't help that their next words were "you need to pay for that"

Being called "sir" at age 10:
- Regal
- Classy
- A man, not a boy

Being called "sir" at age 30:
- I'm old
- Youth is fleeting
- Time spares no man

Where is this?