Post from user James Shields "It is 1990. I am 5 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president. It is 2003. I am 17 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president. It is 2026.I am 40 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president."
Damn, that's crazy. Wonder what happened in those in-between years.
Still want surgery bucks, but this is fun too.
Brown chicken squinting
Me reading your posts
And on top of everything else, I think I need new glasses
Eve Fartlow making a weird baba yaga face in an old Instagram story where she's overlaid the image with "I'm ready to go to the war"
put her on the frontlines
Hmm I have never tried those. Might have to give them a go if I see them
Can’t wait to be off orange mode, because I still hate peeling them and it takes too long
Back in January I ate an orange for the first time in over a year, and I have been on orange mode ever since
"Where's my hair" - Emma Stone in Bugonia
40 yr old dudes watching Scary Movie, Guitar Hero and war in the Middle East come back like it's 2006
Ikke engang 0,5% af deres formue. 0,5% af den andel af deres formue, som overstiger 25mio kroner.
i wish i could afford enough high end cosmetic procedures that people would start theorising about clone technology :(
Spooky tider
har advaret min CBS-fætter. manden risikerer jo en anafylaksisk reaktion
og hvis det står så stramt til, hvorfor er de så ikke allerede smuttet?
HADER når det sker
Ja, av.
Det var virkelig også skidt for Danmark, at jeg var nødt til at stå op i bussen i morges.
Robert Mærsk Uggla, CEO of A.P. Møller Holding and chairman of Mærsk, has a warning: - A wealth tax would be harmful for Denmark, he writes in a comment to Berlingske. - The country's economy is not a zero-sum game, and this type of distribution policy risks negatively affecting Danish companies' access to capital. Both Vestas' CEO and Harald Nyborg's owner have threatened to leave Denmark if the proposal becomes a reality.
LOL
Screenshot of an iPhone notification from the Danish public broadcaster DR’s news app, reading: “Top story The Mærsk-family joins the debate: ‘A wealth tax would be harmful for Denmark’.”
lol
Haunted by the time I saw a man list his real age and his “physical age” on a dating app
I will graduate to openMW in my own time tyvm
How I felt reinstalling all of my Morrowind mods without destroying my saves
I’ll be so sure I’ll never bleach my hair again, and then some platinum blonde queen just has to come make me question my entire life
JEAN VICQUEMARE - There's no PR-value in delirium tremens.
someone save her before he gets hungry
10/10 best game ever made
"no guillotine in existence could take away the head I would give this man 😩" above a picture of bad bunny looking stoic in a tuxedo wearing one small hoop earring the following comment says "first person in my bloodline to see this sentence"
EYE- 😭
Hey y’all it’s my birthday 🎂
Would appreciate an art share today
It’s not my fault cryptic pregnancies are a thing.
Also, what if the time i decide to be normal about it, it’s actually happened???
I have a very wasteful neurosis where if there’s even 0,02% chance I could be pregnant, I am at all times one big dinner away from having to take a pregnancy test, or I will go insane
