Theo

nooo this is so cute

How do you get through when everything feels too dark to bear?

my best friend in high school had a leash goat too! Her name was Poppy, it was fun walking her around the neighbourhood

Xylourides last night

Thin women in movies love to languidly prop themselves on an elbow and let their sleeve fall to reveal one delicate Protestant shoulder

babies really are what it's all about

Flippin thru a big stack of old furry comics i bought and this got my ass good

Character design work by Yasuhiro Nakura for Moomin (1990–1991), dir. Hiroshi Saito, Telescreen

Excuse me

God damn

you’ve got a real goldilocks situation going on here

Also like... not everything, it's true. But A Lot has been said. You should try reading!

I would never say that everything that needs saying about fujoshi has already been said, fujoshi are unfathomably rich and complex, and yet I just cannot be convinced that any interesting or novel insights on the topic are going to come from normies who discovered yaoi through Heated Rivalry

to clarify I don't mean you/this thread I mean thinkposts about female subjectivity/fujoshi in general

at one time I considered this subject to be a special interest but lately I can barely tolerate listening to even queer people talk about it let alone normies

mega relatable

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

wowwww I love these!

yeah, one of my freelance gigs is ending :-) still got the day job! thank you!

Deadlines are scary but at least they mean the work is over

It’s my last 60+ hour work week \o/ So excited to go outside again

Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 67 - The Pi-Kahuna Frame 791/2300 Timestamp: 00:08:08.947

Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 67 - The Pi-Kahuna
Frame 791/2300


Timestamp: 00:08:08.947

All else aside I think it's a straightforwardly sexist way to talk about a woman's writing :')

I try to remind myself my struggles only produce so much despair in me bc my progress produces an equal amount of real happiness lol

I’ve been studying Greek for 3 years and struggle through children’s stories, solidarity 🤝 language learning is rly hard

Comic I made when I was in grade school

I should write an In Defence of Autobio thing. I know nothing about literary theory, my thesis is just I Like It

It's a day where I get to see everyone's unpolished stream of consciousness journaling which is to say I get to be nosy about other people's lives while also looking at my fav kind of art what's not to like

Whosoever is mean about hourly comics day will meet with my blade