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Madison “Madge” Bateman

@madisonbateman

TV writer, musical lover, tea drinker, cat petter, hobby acquirer

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I am so incredibly disappointed in Disney. It is a slap in the face to their artists and creatives (me), a watering down of their brand, anathema to Walt’s vision of the company, and a blatant give to the Tech Bros who brought the Streaming Wars. Bad call all around.

11.12.2025 18:08 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

In THEORY, smoke alarm batteries an die at any hour of the day. In REALITY, they only die when you are deep in your REM cycle.

06.11.2025 23:26 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Better not, Ben. You better not! Unless Justin writes it in Italian. Then that’s just practice!

12.07.2025 16:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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12.07.2025 16:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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My writing secret? PANIC. Sheer panic. I just let the panic build until my skin crawls with anxiety and the script shoots out of my fingers like lightning.

29.05.2025 23:08 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Addressing climate change is not a “pass/fail” scenario. It is a process of mitigating severity that will happen in our lifetimes.

Saying “it’s over, do whatever you want” is both foolhardy and literally incorrect.

We can always make a difference — and will continue to do so.

28.05.2025 20:35 👍 74 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 1

I didn’t want to say “every other sentence” but we know that’s more real

27.05.2025 18:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A major part of writing is the “fiddle farting on the internet between scenes” part

25.05.2025 19:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Luckily the other exec in the room cleared it up on my behalf

25.05.2025 19:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oof. Too real. Happened to me in a JOB INTERVIEW. And I couldn’t very well throw my former boss under the bus but I sure did argue against the issue every day in the room!!

19.05.2025 22:29 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SO PROUD OF YOU!!!! Congrats!!!

28.04.2025 21:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

21.04.2025 17:25 👍 37476 🔁 7787 💬 3808 📌 3105
Phineas and Ferb | Candace Theme Song Takeover | @disneychannel
Phineas and Ferb | Candace Theme Song Takeover | @disneychannel YouTube video by Disney Channel

I may be looking for work, but at least I can finally enjoy the song @madisonbateman.bsky.social and I wrote for Ashley Tisdale to sing! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJTa...

10.04.2025 19:34 👍 39 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0

We are the Dream Team 💪

13.04.2025 00:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.04.2025 06:45 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Honestly so important!!

03.04.2025 23:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THE HOTTEST

02.04.2025 07:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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RIP Val Kilmer. Madmartigan was one of the first characters I truly fell in love with as a little kid, the kind of roguish hero you wish would find his way into your own life. In the words of Willow, “You are great!!!”

02.04.2025 04:58 👍 45 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 2
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Val Kilmer (1959–2025)

02.04.2025 04:16 👍 1560 🔁 425 💬 19 📌 162

Matlock is the spiritual successor to Suits. It’s got the same feel and similar in-world stakes with different personal stakes. I’m really really loving it!

30.03.2025 01:23 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s perfect

24.03.2025 03:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is becoming a pet photo account and I have no regrets

24.03.2025 02:47 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
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It’s been a week and they are best friends already

13.03.2025 04:40 👍 50 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Welcome to the family, Pickles! We adopted a 5 month old kitten and our dog is already obsessed.(Our older cat is not convinced yet)

06.03.2025 18:18 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

YES! I’m glad we all thought it was very weird!

03.03.2025 16:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought a plane was crashing or landing on my house!

03.03.2025 07:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I grabbed Jellybean and was ready to run from danger! Jules did not even lift her head from a nap.

03.03.2025 07:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve never HEARD an earthquake before but then again I’ve never been at the epicenter of an earthquake before.i literally thought “IS THAT A PLANE ABOVE MY HOUSE?!”

03.03.2025 06:26 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0
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My staff room wraps tomorrow if anyone is looking for a staff writer, freelancer, or help in development!

27.02.2025 20:44 👍 62 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 2

Thanks Ben! I’ll Venmo you that $5 “endorsement fee” now! 😂

28.02.2025 21:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0