Adam

I need a reality show where we lock rfk in a house with 10 ebola patients and tell him to demonstrate the value of diet and exercise

When I heard Musk say this on Tuesday, my assumption was that it was a programming issue. Because I can code and have written to databases and because I am familiar with other examples of default values being misinterpreted.
Yet somehow Musk isn't.

A concert lineup consisting of the worst of the worst.

“Hey, can I catch a ride to Fuckfacepalooza?”

Oklahoma has entered the “Find Out” stage

oh the weather outside is frightful
'cause it shouldn't be this delightful

hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out

if only those of us who have been to electric avenue could speak directly to those who think it would be cool to rock down to

I don’t have a burglar alarm I have old timey saloon music playing in my house that will abruptly stop if a bad guy walks in

Twitter is broken so I’m here

A Palestinian student was expelled from a Florida high school after his mom made pro-Palestine posts... The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) has requested the U.S. Department of Education (DOE) to investigate the expulsion of a Palestinian high school student whose mother, a tutor at the sch...

Anyway yeah we’re super pro free speech in America that’s why we have these exceptional laws

www.cnn.com/2023/12/15/u...

A tweet that says "Star Trek TNG episodes are called like "Explosion" and the episode is about a big explosion. TOS episodes are called "What yonder soul doth go hence...a brother??" and are about an omnipotent space frog who makes everyone take their clothes off"

I’m intruding on your conversation, so apologies, but I just noticed there’s a new season of Reacher and I’m terribly excited for that.

I’d love this app a lot more if I knew of a way to turn off the replies to people I don’t follow.

Pictured: A Center for Ants.

"How does Wikipedia cost so much to run when it can fit on a phone?" has big Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good energy.

Recommended follows on this Friday?

On Twitter this would’ve had 194 replies, 19 of which would’ve been marriage proposals

500 yards… that’s 5 football fields

Sometimes you forget that Shawshank Redemption is the perfect movie and then you watch Shawshank Redemption and you remember that Shawshank Redemption is the perfect movie.

I for one am stunned that John Smoltz, who watches five baseball games a year, doesn’t understand the point of the pitch clock

Walgreens walkout: Your pharmacy might be closed next week | CNN Business Employees at two of the largest drugstore chains in the United States say harsh working conditions make it difficult to safely fill prescriptions, which could put the health of their customers at risk...

Walgreens pharmacy workers across the country plan to walk out tomorrow over management decisions that have left them struggling with angry customers. They're not even asking for more pay, they just want more help and training. 📰

Oh shit! He’s gaining on you, bro!

I’ll do it in trade for ramen once the dining room opens again

Maybe l’ll make a weekend out of it and road trip. Never been to Omaha! Let me think on this.

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Haven’t the first clue how to send beer though, if I’m being honest 🤷🏻

Hahaha he can have one of mine 😂

Kids shouldn't have to carry blue candy buckets on Halloween to indicate autism. Kids don't have to wear some kind of indicator in order to get free candy. If a kid doesn't say "Trick-or-treat" so fucking what? Here's an idea, don't be a ginormous twat-waffle who expects children to perform for you to get a 2-inch candy bar. It's free candy day. If you wanna make children jump through hoops for you, just shut your damn lights off because you are trash. Everybody gets free candy. No costume? Free candy. No talking? Free candy. Too old? Free candy. Parents that look exhausted from walking 16 miles for $20 worth of candy? Free candy for them too! This world is a total fucking dumpster fire and the idea that a kid on the spectrum has to hold a special plastic pumpkin to be treated like a kid on Halloween is garbage. Just give everyone the free candy and shut the fuck up.

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For sure. Cheers.

I’m still trying to figure what argument you were trying to make 🤔

That somehow tucking your shirt in makes you a good senator? Seems tenuous…

One thing the pandemic showed me is that the most talented individuals can still be talented while wearing pajama pants and a tank top. I just don’t think it matters whether they’re in Congress or leading a sales call.