Kel Byron 🌲👁️ Author

One week away from the kickstarter launch!

Relationships should be 50/50.
I offer weather channel storm coverage from a tornado in 2005. He offers screenshots of a story on Something Awful forums found on a hard drive in his parents house.

Listening to Japanese city pop in my car. I look over. An old dog is sticking his head out a car window, drooling, ears flapping.
This is what life is all about.

Thought i smelled some bullshit out there

Mari for the kitten tax

Mariposa likes to growl at the windows when she sees a stray cat or a person walking by, but tonight she's been growling at the second floor window?? Should I be worried chat

A barista said I smelled good today, so I have will to live for another 48 hours.

Welcome on in, pardner 💚

There will be in a few months lol

A Lonely Broadcast Book Three is for lesbians, bisexuals who can't digest dairy, cowboys, and theater majors

I'm so good at Pokémon

Growing up in poverty is insane because I deliberated for WEEKS about getting an average-ass laptop when my $100 chromebook didn't even connect to wifi anymore

Like "maybe it'll get better" no dork just get your work tools

New laptop, same assistant

You're so right, she's brand new just born

Her name is Primrose, she's the size of a toddler and is like 20 pounds of pure muscle and lovely sweet princess vibes

Giant baby in a tiny basket

Local autistic girl with ARFID so very, very sleepy because her only safe food this week is ✨️roma tomato✨️

Ya girl is sick again because the dr took too much blood and I'm frail af ❤️ so today we draw and play Stardew Valley

Every day I fight a battle between not wanting to let my disability become a part of my identity versus wanting to proudly display it to show it can be done

They keep busting my balls even when I pass all the checks for genuine content 😭

Planet Fitness isn't ready for this

I have another newsletter coming out today!
kelbyron.com/en-usd/pages...

"It appears she's describing a Naruto fanfic from 2015" and everyone claps

In a couple years when I lose my other eye, I'm gonna quit writing books and get a full time job muttering prophecies from the top floor of a citadel tower

I wanna write a fantasy novel I wanna write an urban sci fi novel I wanna write a dark romance novel I wanna write a pure cosmic horror novel I wanna write a slasher novel I wanna write a period piece novel I wanna write

My job is cool sometimes

Writing book and hanging out with girl who smells like stinky fart

Down another pant size, babyyy 🖤

The note i left myself when I woke up from a dream last night