Cuddle Whore (@cuddlewhore)

I wish Santa would stop giving me the plague for Christmas

01.01.2026 21:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got in the Christmas spirit last night watching that all time Holiday Classic, Alien: Romulus

23.12.2025 16:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My daughter still brings up how this movie traumatized her as a kid

23.12.2025 16:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Outgoing Scorpio here...and I hand you the Baton

22.12.2025 23:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

After fighting crowds and traffic today and catching myself actively yelling at a red light to hurry the hell up, I'm officially feeling Christmas.

20.12.2025 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I looovve that sweater ❤️

18.12.2025 16:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean...same...And I'm no crybaby, I'm charming AF 😂

18.12.2025 16:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Animal Magnetism? You giving "the look with your eyes", dark humor? Being Flirty? Winking? I could buy any of that coming from you...

Or do you mean like...Buckley's cough syrup...It tastes awful, but it works.

15.12.2025 19:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can I come?

11.12.2025 19:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But I'll bet if Santa squeezed his fat ass down that chimney last night, he'd have found one of the jolliest a$$holes this side of the nuthouse 😂

10.12.2025 17:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That looks like the best night ever

10.12.2025 00:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hahaha, I didn't even tell you about where I used to live...

If I moved all the way to the West coast it would be more like 46F and above freezing, which I'd love but I can't afford it.

09.12.2025 21:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm generally over it the first time I have to shovel. Where I am it doesn't drop too much below freezing, so they salt the roads and the driving is ok. But I shoveled 3 times this week because of plows, fortunately it warmed up and is mostly melted. I want a warm destination Christmas holiday

09.12.2025 18:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So you don't want to trade houses for a month? This is literally my reality for the next 3 months

09.12.2025 17:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So glad she’s ok!

07.12.2025 09:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks 😉. I'm just sick of (most) people lately. Not all people.

06.12.2025 00:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder what would happen if I just dropped off the planet for the weekend?

05.12.2025 23:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lately so do I. I have to work at not letting the black clouds of doom settle over me.

05.12.2025 19:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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05.12.2025 19:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't go crazy, I go sane 😂😉

05.12.2025 17:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know it ❤️

04.12.2025 18:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This just makes me want to give you a hug

04.12.2025 18:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The triple threat 🔥

04.12.2025 18:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😶

03.12.2025 17:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If winter was a person, I'd run it over with my car

02.12.2025 17:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know 😔

It makes me so sad

02.12.2025 17:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd say you're purty...if I could see ya

02.12.2025 00:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey you, Happy Thanksgiving!!

28.11.2025 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This building is weird. It's winter coat weather and half of this building has their window air conditioners running

25.11.2025 17:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No wonder the little smile 😂

24.11.2025 19:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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