Hello #PortfolioDay!
If you are looking to commission black and white ink illustrations, I'd love to hear from you!
📧 emilyjaneartstudio@gmail.com
Hello #PortfolioDay!
If you are looking to commission black and white ink illustrations, I'd love to hear from you!
📧 emilyjaneartstudio@gmail.com
If you come to the UK and you want to try authentic food, look around until you find a cafe that opens before 7am. It'll be somewhere on the high street of most towns. It'll have laminated menus. It'll serve at least eight kinds of breakfast all day, all of which will be numbered.
The #BookmarkProject charity auction run by @shattersley.bsky.social begins tomorrow Tuesday 6th May 2025 at 6pm!
You can look ahead at all of the wonderful bookmarks available here: www.jumblebee.co.uk/bookmarkproj...
My Reading Floof Dragon is Lot # 290! 🐉📚🔖
#illustration #art #dragon #bookmark
Not had much time to watch anything worth writing up recently, but boy has tonights movie been worth the wait. Review up on Sunday for Monsturd. It's about exactly what it sounds like.
Softly melting. So squishy, don't give a fuck if it's not good for me
A photograph of a horizontal bookmark sized black and white ink illustration resting on a floral spiral bound notebook. A 0.05 Staedtler pigment liner rests next to it. The illustration has a thin shaded border (incomplete to the left in this photo) with white circles in it. Three daffodil plants are found on either end (six in total) and their heights descend towards the middle of the picture (highest at the border, lowest towards the centre of the picture). Two eggs, one striped and one spotted, lie in amongst the daffodils on the left. In the centre, a grinning rabbit hops and another striped egg is propelled purposefully from it's rear. The origin of Easter eggs perhaps? Initialled EJF by the artist Emily Jane Foster.
The Easter Bunny 🥚🐇
#illustrated #Easter #Bunny #rabbit #Art #bookmark from the archives
For your enjoyment, I have prepared another set of highly accurate horoscopes. #horoscope @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
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Three crochet flowers, made from white, purple and green yarn
How are you all doing? I'm making crochet flowers while the world economy burns 🙂
If you'd like one, and you live in the UK, drop me a line and I'll send you one. No charge, just feel like doing something nice in the midst of all (waves hand at world) that right now🌷I can add pin backs to them too.
a digital painting of the old video game Q*bert. The colours are a bit muted and dark. Q*bert, who is a round reddish pink sphere with two legs and a horn shaped nose/mouth, sits with one leg dangling off the edge of an isometric, cube pyramid platform. It's looking off into the void, sadly. On the right is the phrase "I think this must be hell".
I gave Q*bert depression.
BEHOLD. Anakin Skyhonker. Huge thanks to @emilyjaneart.bsky.social for the design, it's perfectly stupid and I love it so damn much
@dannyhewson.bsky.social seems similar to something I've read before
Finally, an official plushie version of this weird creep i invented! Launching soon!
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ROAR IN THE DISTANCE! METH GATOR 2 IS A GO!!!!
That's that for meth gator. Next weeks movie undecided but there will be more of these due to come! Enjoy
Oh that's some POOR cpr. if pulling someone out of the water ALWAYS start with rescue breaths, then into compressions. And not the weak shit they're doing here.
And that's that, one last little loveydovey smooch. bit weird to do that following the death of the mans dad but sure you do you
We've got the dramatic final stand. Man vs gator.
Hehehe I love the run so much
BIG EXPLOSION
AND POORLY MADE GATOR CHUNKS
Oh in the water he looks really poor
To be clear, this thing full on ate an rpg. Like straight in the mouth with the explosion supposedly inside the gator. Just want everyone to understand that the gator is still in one piece and in fact BIGGER than before. As opposed to a fine paste.
So the followup plan is firework it to death
Ohhhh it shed the skin. Ignore previous melting comment that I absolutely could have removed to not make me look stupid
Nooooooooooooooooooo not sherriff pops!
Did they get on the boat and just leave all the civilians to deal with it? Heroic...
Was that CGI money???
Oh damn right in the kisser
The badass walk through the dust *chefs kiss*
Ooooo he's going back to skin it. Guarantee it's not dead. Setup for attack of the meth gator 2: Electric Boogaloo
Oh it melted. Sure
WHY IS HE USING THE RPG AS CLEARING WEAPON USE YOUR SIDEARM YOU PSYCHOPATH
I'm sorry, a lot of the line delivery is just awful all throughout
Am I right in thinking firing guns in a meth lab is asking to blow everything up? Seems like this isn't the place to stand and fight
But fuck it we ball
Ooo we're gearing up. We've got shotguns, an ak, ar15s, grenades, glocks. Kevlar? Odd choice against an alligator
I swear if this gator pulls out a glock
Where in the fuck did he get an RPG
The only guy with mags in his rig is the guy with a shotgun
Oo underground meth lab
Though he definitely fires more than the 30 rounds that mag is holding
WOO MAYOR DOWN
Hahaha the tail clips through the mayors corpse in the cgi when he smacks the car
Not gonna get the mayors body? It's right there, and I know he's a dick but he's quite a prominent figure. And you are a sheriff.
CALLED IT. GET SNATCHED IDIOT
Oh good the mayor has meth and is trying to bait the gator out. This will end well
Is that an HK416?
I like that he took a few shots, then had to stop and look at the gun to find the fire select and set it to auto. Actually very fitting and in character
BUCK FALLS. THE TRAILER TRASH ARE LIVID
TO THE METH LAB - <insert batman transition>
Oh someone is absolutely getting snatched off the zipline
Or was this just an excuse to have fun on ziplines
Ohhhhhh drama, they know he's a cop. And the plan to betray him is happening halfway along a zipline?
"this should be easy yeah just do this yadda yadda yadda. Might kill you though" - MOTIVATIONAL
That is a cracking beard
Is this powerslap? Is that what we're doing right now?
Yes, yes it is
POOR - fingers connected not the palm. pathetic
AGAIN. WEAK EFFORT
okay, bit more behind that one from Buck
Uhoh, junkie from the opening and a big bag o meth
Oh this mayor is absoLUTELY on the take
Good, it's a competition who can get the gator now
OH YEAHHHHHH COOLAID GATOR THROUGH THE WALL
boop it on the nose with bullets till it runs away!
Is the mayor in on all the meth dealings? There's something shady, fucker sounds like foghorn leghorn
Massive explosion, "we should check that out."
AND THE MAYOR SAYS WHY ARE YOU WASTING TIME? DID YOU NOT SEE THE FUCK OFF EXPLOSION
Solution = keep people in the bar. Now that's a fucking plan
LOOK AT HIM GO! CLIMB GATOR CLIMB
So the gator has accidentally taken out all communications in the area. Magnificent
I wanna see the old soldier guys "decommissioned" gear
Great time to make some bbq
The mayor went out and recovered the boat of the hunters?
"I have a reason to help, I lost my dad to meth." That's tragic, but absolutely not relevant to hunting an alligator, fuck off should you be going
Ahhh it wouldn't be a shit creature feature without tiny bikinis
at least the junkies are hitting the thing
oh no, that cell tower does NOT look good
I like how it plucks limbs off without any rolling or real chomping, just a lil yoink and the legs popped off
Aaaand that's the mayors crack team quite literally disassembled