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Julia Pitts

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Computer nerd, TTRPG nerd, metalhead, main account is https://me.thecloudtender.com/profile/jewelpit. Games at jewelpit.itch.io. Blog at https://thecloudtender.com. Queer as in fuck you. she/her

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"Harboov Master"

09.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photograph of the back of a Cheerio's box. It has six daily affirmations on the back:

1. My best is good enough
2. I grow and learn every day
3. Creo en mΓ­
4. I make the day brighter
5. My perspective is unique and important

The sixth affirmation has been edited using a paper printout and some tape, and is partially covered by the thumb of the hand holding the box. Behind the thumb, the phrase "masturbation is okay" is barely visible.

There's more text on the box, but it isn't important to the joke so I put it last. Here it is:

A Little Cheer Goes A Long Way At Cheerios, we believe tiny gesture can brighten someone's day. Affirmations are a small way to care for yourself or someone you love. We're cheering for you -- to be your happy and healthy self -- with some tasty Os and encouraging words. You've got this!

Pick one of these daily affirmations -- or write your own -- and practice it today. Affirmations are meant to be spoken aloud and repeated, so stick it on the mirror, keep it in your wallet, or bring it on your morning commute and say it out loud every day.

A photograph of the back of a Cheerio's box. It has six daily affirmations on the back: 1. My best is good enough 2. I grow and learn every day 3. Creo en mΓ­ 4. I make the day brighter 5. My perspective is unique and important The sixth affirmation has been edited using a paper printout and some tape, and is partially covered by the thumb of the hand holding the box. Behind the thumb, the phrase "masturbation is okay" is barely visible. There's more text on the box, but it isn't important to the joke so I put it last. Here it is: A Little Cheer Goes A Long Way At Cheerios, we believe tiny gesture can brighten someone's day. Affirmations are a small way to care for yourself or someone you love. We're cheering for you -- to be your happy and healthy self -- with some tasty Os and encouraging words. You've got this! Pick one of these daily affirmations -- or write your own -- and practice it today. Affirmations are meant to be spoken aloud and repeated, so stick it on the mirror, keep it in your wallet, or bring it on your morning commute and say it out loud every day.

Not to give credit to a brand, but these little Cheerios affirmations are a fun way for General Mills to distinguish themselves from Kellogg's!

02.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the one hand, I know what people mean when they say "there were no flying dinosaurs."
On the other hand, there are 500 species of flying dinosaur just within 250 km of my house.

27.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 Girls go to college
To get more knowledge 🎢
🎡 Boys go to Jupiter
To get closure from being press ganged into the fight against Lady Haman
#gundam #ZZGundam

22.02.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Volkswagen Acguy vs BMW Z'gok

22.02.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saddened to report that having now watched Carrie (1976), it may be a good movie, but it's not a good Carrie (1974) adaptation. RIP...

20.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A daytime photograph taken from about 200 meters up, and overlooking downtown Seattle. I'm the distance are a lot of fluffy clouds, with one large one in particular sporting a flat top.

A daytime photograph taken from about 200 meters up, and overlooking downtown Seattle. I'm the distance are a lot of fluffy clouds, with one large one in particular sporting a flat top.

A flat-topped cloud! I don't feel like I see too many of these here, and it doesn't look tall enough to be a cumulonimbus incus. Very interesting! #WAwx #clouds

18.02.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just... wow.

12.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cropped photograph of a page from Stephen King's Carrie. It reads:

And then the light was gone, and the last conscious thought had been

(momma i'm sorry where)

and it broke up and Sue was tuned in only on the blank, idiot frequency of the physical nerve endings that would take hours to die.

A cropped photograph of a page from Stephen King's Carrie. It reads: And then the light was gone, and the last conscious thought had been (momma i'm sorry where) and it broke up and Sue was tuned in only on the blank, idiot frequency of the physical nerve endings that would take hours to die.

Sure I'll just be normal about this forever.
#carrie #horror

12.02.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen all of #ZetaGundam and I just finished episode 33 of #ZZGundam, and I still have no clue whether the #AEUG is actually part of the Earth Federation or not 😬

11.02.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do also back it up using both Restic and Git, but both of those copies were several hours old and I had some pretty important TTRPG notes from the session I'd just ended.

09.02.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a weird #syncthing bug completely wipe out my #ObsidianMD vault last night, but thankfully I had staggered file versioning set up on all of my clients, and I was able to recover the entire thing with a couple of shell commands.
Enable staggered file versioning, people!

09.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A low angle photograph of a bed. In the foreground, a blue plate has a slice of pizza and a small container of tomato sauce. In the background, a pudgy-looking cat is staring intensely at the pizza.

A low angle photograph of a bed. In the foreground, a blue plate has a slice of pizza and a small container of tomato sauce. In the background, a pudgy-looking cat is staring intensely at the pizza.

Soon...

06.02.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With a pair of scissors and some pushpins, any wall calendar whose art you like is also a wall-art-of-the-month subscription!

30.01.2026 08:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like an older James from Twin Peaks

30.01.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photograph of a gray husky pointed away from the camera, but with his head twisted around so he can look at me while I take the photo. The ground is covered in wet leaves, and a green leash goes from the bottom of the picture to the dog's collar.

A photograph of a gray husky pointed away from the camera, but with his head twisted around so he can look at me while I take the photo. The ground is covered in wet leaves, and a green leash goes from the bottom of the picture to the dog's collar.

Morning walk with Ghost :)

28.01.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't disagree that she's showing off in an incredibly cringe way

28.01.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, you can major in modern Greek or ecclesiastical Latin, so the distinction can be useful sometimes

28.01.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
- YouTube
- YouTube Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.

Sara and Ghost got featured on a podcast!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_Z2Vk3bA7o

26.01.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This has gotten me curious now about whether there's any scholarship on the living experience of members of the racial underclasses in the Hellenistic kingdoms after getting conquered by the Romans. It sounds like being governed by the Greeks wasn't exactly great for them, so did it improve after?

26.01.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! If you end up playing it, let me know how it goes :)

26.01.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photograph of a wrestling ring. Two wrestlers are standing on the ropes and grappling.

A photograph of a wrestling ring. Two wrestlers are standing on the ropes and grappling.

At the combat-themed doubles floor gymnastics show and having a ton of fun!

26.01.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing of the green devil saying annihilate ice

A drawing of the green devil saying annihilate ice

24.01.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1407 πŸ” 402 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Surprisingly hard to find research into how much acceleration horses can survive! Now I'll never know whether an umamusume can pilot a Gundam πŸ˜”

23.01.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh thanks, let me know if you like it if you do!

18.01.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Gyre Solitaire As someone who keeps a deck of cards in her purse at all times, and is trying to spend less time on my phone, I’ve frequently found myself wanting a variant ...

Done! thecloudtender.com/2026/01/17/g...

18.01.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Gyre Solitaire As someone who keeps a deck of cards in her purse at all times, and is trying to spend less time on my phone, I’ve frequently found myself wanting a variant ...

New solitaire just dropped: https://thecloudtender.com/2026/01/17/gyre-solitaire.html

18.01.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just started listening to the Party of One podcast today (one shots of duet games), and I think I'm hooked!

18.01.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! I should write it up on my blog. The general idea is that there's a rotating circle of cards in the middle that you capture with cards in your hand using trick-taking rules

17.01.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever Lalah looks at Char she sees Mashymre

17.01.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0