That's the power of a HUGELY inconsistent schedule 😎🐊
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That's the power of a HUGELY inconsistent schedule 😎🐊
🚨 NEW SCUDDDDD FLAVOR!🚨
Just in time for summer it's the drinkable flavor of 100% all beef kosher hot dogs w/ a hint of ketchup, mustard
and chewy sweet relish boba balls! 😋
Grillmarks you can drink!
With New HotDog flavored Scuddddd!™️
🏄SCUDDDDD, Taste the Slam! 🐊
Hold onto your buns! We're learning about some of the earliest sausages this month on our Patreon
www.patreon.com/posts/histor...
Fakahatchee, Do not. I repeat DO NOT open your door without asking “who is it?” Especially in the wake of hurricane Jeremy.
Available on all your favorite podcast apps except the ones that are bad
I can't imagine a more disappointing way to stumble onto comedy podcast about Florida than searching for "boxing updates"
The edit window of a finished podcast
Hey now! Lookit that finished NightDrive episode just waiting to leap out of your podcast player and ram your earholes this Wednesday.
A quick update on the next episode and a video treat for our patrons (Yes! Both paid AND Free!)
www.patreon.com/posts/update...
Fun little treat for our NightDrive patreon members today. Yes, even you free ones! I love and kiss you all!
(with appropriate consent confirmed by a prekiss handshake)
2. Tell Horace the weirdest place you've found an Alligator post hurricane.
3. Tell Horace why it's weird if it's kind of a normal place.
4. Give Horace some sort of goodbye or signoff.
Easy as pie*
* eating pie not making pie
If you'd like to be a lightning caller for the next episode please call in this week to 305-209-9686 to record your piece into the voice mail using this easy four step process.
1. Give Horace some sort of Greeting (feel free to include your name or not.)
Are you a patreon member? Want to weigh in on which statue Fakahatchee picked? Well it's your lucky day! There's a poll YOU can vote in! And you don't need to know anything! Unlike Prop 2961 which allows healthcare workers to put tiny crabs into any water they want.
www.patreon.com/posts/which-...
A hot fresh episode of NightDrive has just come out of the oven. Just make sure you close up the packaging when you get done so it doesn't get all stale and hard and then when you bang it on the counter all the audio crumbs go everywhere.
link.chtbl.com/nd55
Thank you to everyone who's called the show or dropped in to visit Fakahatchee over the last several years, even through all our trials (The Lobster King) and tribulations (The Mayor's Day parade). Wish Gator Greg could've been alive to see this.
From all of us at KFAK keep those headlights on.
We getting close now...
Want to be a caller for the next episode? It's as easy as 4 steps after you call the NightDrive show number
1.Give me a greeting
2.Tell Horace what city you think would be a great sister city for Fakahatchee
3.Give me a couple reasons you think that city would be great.
4. Some sorta goodbye
I fully expect our show's auto-transcript to look like absolute gibberish as it butchers nonsense names and fails to spell SCUDDDDD without the additional (and necessary) four D's.
(SCUDDDDD the only "drink" with 5ds of flavor!)
www.theverge.com/2024/1/26/24...
New NightDrive eps in the works but
Oh boy! Today on our Patreon: the entire history of Australia condensed into 11 minutes for you movers and shakers that just gotta get your Oz fact on. Oz your brains out chummos with this new ep of "That's Absolute Rubbish"
www.patreon.com/posts/aus-tr...
www.patreon.com/posts/edgar-...
Just in time for spooky season NightDrive patrons can learn ALL about cool dude Edgar Allen Poe and his bird friend.
