Hobbs

They call me Vietnamese the way I be getting that dong

Sometimes you just gotta throw comedy darts at the wall, some will be bullseyes, others will hit bulls eyes

They call me Nitinol the way I return to form

Ambassador hit me so I got him with a counter strike and now they’re globally offended too

Voyeurism? Ain’t that what Christopher Columbus did

Webfishing? Yea I’ve been doing that buddy.

MGS2 ending got me feelin some type of way

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Trump wants you to believe that bowser up-b is a kill move

Voice so hoarse they call me Mr. Hands

Do boats travel on the ourterstate?

Jenga fulfills my fantasy to be a Chinese high rise

Accidentally hit a woman with a stroller, now her and her Mini Cooper are totalled

Rise of the guardians? Yea I’ve heard of NATO

Would IRL Harry Potter gang violence be called terf wars?

If you shoot someone in a Catholic Church is it a mass shooting?

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golden years Christian French · the space between · Song · 2023

This one is really good too, both of these I personally really connect with

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good things take time Christian French · good things take time · Song · 2020

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I love this man so much, all of his music is so good (plus he’s hot)

I wish I had the brain to come up with demons or conspiracies, the fact I can go on YouTube and find a 1-2 hour long video on something like “The Guatemalan CPAP Machine Demon” is really inspiring to me

Goth Mantis Witch

Who tf is care and why do they get special treatment.

sowwy 😇

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