Coco the Boyfie

Morgan: "one day everything is going to be marathon. everything is 3d printed and you have to merk every nerd you come across"

Me: "isn't this just anarcho-capitalism"

Con: "no that's new jersey"

My twink has spent the day getting his cat registered as an emotional support animal and keeps saying "do you hear that, Joker? you're going to have a job"

There is an opening at my local LG plant for a line worker at $20 an hour with shifts being about 11 hours long (not including breaks). Tempted to grab it cause it's a more permanent & stable source of work with great pay, but also god I do not want to go back into a factory unless I have to.

Thinking of trying to get an emotional support animal certification/letter for Joker. Will help save on future rent, and also I need him by my side so bad. He's been perhaps one of the few things keeping me going during all of this bullshit.

I fucking miss my Mom. I miss her so fucking much.

God I feel like I need a fucking drink or to sleep, and I hate both liquor and my exhaustion can't be cured with just sleep.

I just need time. Time and space to do what I need to do, not to be constantly overwatching and badgering to do things a certain way. Just let me handle things on my own and let me ask for help when I want and/or need it. Not a fucking puppet to be used.

God it makes me want to just fucking kill myself sometimes, and all of this stress that's been happening to me recently is just making that thought so fucking tempting. But I can't. Joker needs me and it would destroy my girlfriends.

God I fucking hate my family so much sometimes. I hate how much they don't think I'm an adult and yet expect so much from me. It's so fucking overwhelming

NOOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S GOING TO DROWN 😭😭😭😭😭

Wrong. Blue are the ones that are able to swim. Yellows prefer being electrocuted so I'll hook you up to a 5000 watt battery for enrichment :)

They also practice pure aura when two clash against each other from my experience

What color of pikmin are you?

Congratulations dear! I'm so happy for you :D

my bunnies Larry and Fizgig cuddle cutely together after a big salad for dinner

full of vegetable:

Twinks love to succumb to bouts of egomania, it's important for their enrichment and you need to accept this if you want to keep one as a pet

my twink is asking me if i would still love him if he took a sip from his trusty vault 13 cantina, what does this mean

The twink just asked me what I would do if I was a cougar and I found his "we like older women" memes. I told him I don't know. He asked me if I'd like a suggestion. His suggestion was that I say "target acquired" and open fire on him with 17 heat seeking missiles.

A fluffy brown lop-eared rabbit stands on a patch of dirt and grass, facing the camera. Its long ears hang down on both sides of its round face, and its thick fur is lit by bright sunlight. Behind it, a wooden structure, fencing, and a clear blue sky suggest an outdoor garden or yard setting.

Cookie is looking for the perfext spot to bake ☀️

#ACookieADay

Appointment done. I start next Monday as a general laborer at 5:30am. Will suck, but it's money and a hidden benefit is that I get to pick my workdays. Will keep trying to find something better, but for now this will have to do.

Appointment at job center today and I'm super nervous about it, but we ball because if we don't then we shall perish.

The question of "would poseidon set up a grill over underwater sulphur vents" led to me opening MS Paint and making it everyone else's problem. No I don't know why I put her in a scuba suit with a snorkel and a women fear me fish want me cap

this dumbass twink is sitting on a bloomery while it's actively liquefying olivine into glass and he doesnt care

My bunny Larry gently kisses my bunny Fizgig's forehead

it's Saturday and the rabbits are in love

I do not like having strangers mess around in my space, and yet I am powerless to stop it with the bullshit my apartment complex is having to go through with ha ha 😔

Have an appointment with a temp agency on Monday. Hopefully they'll get me a job, even if it is for a few months. If I do get one, I'll fucking despise it but it's money. I also hope it pays weekly cause I have come to loath the bi-monthly pay style.

おそめのどあっぷ！
#チンチラ

Thank you for serving my darling love faithfully for so many years, Fredde o7

Doesn't fucking help that my grandma also got scammed and is losing her house too, so my family is more focused on her than me so I'm having to handle this by myself.

Think I'm going to set up a Kofi, or just straight Paypal shit to hopefully get money at this point cause the way things are going is far too dire for me.