Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 *NSFW*

In the latest episode of “let’s do everything to distract from the Epstein files”, gas is spiking since the US is at war with Iran. It was less than $2.30 last Friday morning. 😒

I bet California is pissed af cause their prices were already high as giraffe coochie. 😂

But I got that 10 cents off! 😏

Thank you 🥰

Yes, same face, different decade 😂

That photo was from 2012 😂😂😂

happy #humpday 🙂

Summer in 116 days
Quote your beach pics 📸

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They can have that cake and eat it too. Hard pass.

*Hey Siri, set alarm for November 3, 2026*

#stateoftheunion

Yes, sprinkled in amongst all the vanilla 😂

My face during the hour I managed to make it before I gave up. About to catch up on a Netflix show. If you’re still watching that nonsense, have fun with that. 😂

Good night y’all 👋🏾 🥰

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Y’all better get out there and take advantage of these plummeting prices. The cost of everything is down by *checks notes* a lot.

EXACTLY….

Love me some Al Green. Always keeping it real!

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Yes! I can’t with some of us and I have zero patience for it 😂

Had to pop some popcorn. This is going exactly how I thought it would….

November is going to be interesting.

Ditto lol. I started to but then I thought about how much work that would take and idk if I have the energy for it. You’re not about to come at me sideways and think you’re not going to get blocked. I got mad before I even started 😂😂😂

spread em’ 😏

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One thing to know about me: If I don’t recognize the number calling, it’s getting expeditiously sent to voicemail. 💅

EVERY…. SINGLE….TIME 👏👏👏

Nun

😍

once upon a time… 😌

coming right up 😏

she act like she ain’t never been nowhere at night 🙄 😂

I agree and think there are individual members that are trying, but as a whole, neither side is doing enough to address the actual needs of the country. This type of legislation only serves to circumvent the will of the people that voted to put them in the position they’re in.

One thing is for sure, they’re gonna try some shit 🙄 😒

Heyyyyy

imma tease you with it 😏

#humpday

I’m going one step further…we would not be seeing Kamala doing that.

reading a book…

IDK who needs to hear this but don’t let the negative situation in your life break you. Show yourself some grace because you’re stronger than you give yourself credit for. Feel the feelings, be hurt, be angry, be sad, because, yes you are all those things, but you’re also resilient and brave. ❤️

Lady Gaga said