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Coconut Butt πŸ₯₯ πŸ‘ *NSFW*

@coconutbutt

about me: πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ¦± 40 | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ he/him | πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ ally | πŸ‘ top-tier ass *allegedly* serving size: two handfuls ingredients: nsfw with a sprinkle of wholesome content, good vibes, adhd, anxiety, depression, natural flavor

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In the latest episode of β€œlet’s do everything to distract from the Epstein files”, gas is spiking since the US is at war with Iran. It was less than $2.30 last Friday morning. πŸ˜’

I bet California is pissed af cause their prices were already high as giraffe coochie. πŸ˜‚

But I got that 10 cents off! 😏

06.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you πŸ₯°

06.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, same face, different decade πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That photo was from 2012 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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happy #humpday πŸ™‚

04.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Summer in 116 days
Quote your beach pics πŸ“Έ

26.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink shirt is sitting next to another woman and saying next . ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink shirt is sitting next to another woman and saying next .

They can have that cake and eat it too. Hard pass.

*Hey Siri, set alarm for November 3, 2026*

#stateoftheunion

25.02.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, sprinkled in amongst all the vanilla πŸ˜‚

25.02.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My face during the hour I managed to make it before I gave up. About to catch up on a Netflix show. If you’re still watching that nonsense, have fun with that. πŸ˜‚

Good night y’all πŸ‘‹πŸΎ πŸ₯°

25.02.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a red dress and earrings is making a face . ALT: a woman wearing a red dress and earrings is making a face .

Y’all better get out there and take advantage of these plummeting prices. The cost of everything is down by *checks notes* a lot.

25.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

EXACTLY….

Love me some Al Green. Always keeping it real!

25.02.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a red scarf around his head says " boop and you 're blocked we 're not gonna do that " ALT: a man with a red scarf around his head says " boop and you 're blocked we 're not gonna do that "

Yes! I can’t with some of us and I have zero patience for it πŸ˜‚

25.02.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Had to pop some popcorn. This is going exactly how I thought it would….

November is going to be interesting.

25.02.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ditto lol. I started to but then I thought about how much work that would take and idk if I have the energy for it. You’re not about to come at me sideways and think you’re not going to get blocked. I got mad before I even started πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

25.02.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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spread em’ 😏

19.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 151 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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One thing to know about me: If I don’t recognize the number calling, it’s getting expeditiously sent to voicemail. πŸ’…

17.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

EVERY…. SINGLE….TIME πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

14.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nun

14.02.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😍

14.02.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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once upon a time… 😌

14.02.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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coming right up 😏

14.02.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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she act like she ain’t never been nowhere at night πŸ™„ πŸ˜‚

14.02.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree and think there are individual members that are trying, but as a whole, neither side is doing enough to address the actual needs of the country. This type of legislation only serves to circumvent the will of the people that voted to put them in the position they’re in.

12.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One thing is for sure, they’re gonna try some shit πŸ™„ πŸ˜’

12.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heyyyyy

11.02.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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imma tease you with it 😏

#humpday

11.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going one step further…we would not be seeing Kamala doing that.

11.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

reading a book…

11.02.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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IDK who needs to hear this but don’t let the negative situation in your life break you. Show yourself some grace because you’re stronger than you give yourself credit for. Feel the feelings, be hurt, be angry, be sad, because, yes you are all those things, but you’re also resilient and brave. ❀️

10.02.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lady Gaga said

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