05.03.2026 20:05
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in what sense are these two scenarios at all alike?
someone on twitter commenting on Jasmine Crockett’s electoral loss saying “‘she ran a bad campaign’ is code speak. we’re not dumb”
you’re so right!!!! we should never ever ask more of our representatives!!!! we should eat the neo-lib idpol slop we’re given!!! a better future isn’t possible!!!! yes!! fuck yes!!!!
was gonna do a smarmy “under no circumstances do you have to hand it to matt walsh” QT but then i remembered that this dude still is a republican at the end of the day lol
like please don’t make me defend Obama but these people aren’t real lmfao
extremely bizarre to tweet this when Trump’s actual spiritual advisor was convicted of child sex abuse like less than 5 months ago
tweet from Trump in 2011: “In order to get elected, Obama will start a war with Iran.” tweet from Polymarket dated 1 hour ago: “Breaking, Trump declares war against Iran.”
oh on god?
delegating time-intensive schemes to my underling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
it’s too late. 😔 i’m sorry 😞
she’s doing a dogwhistle where she is implying that non-jews (goyim) have been oppressed/had the wool pulled over their eyes by jews, and now, the non-jews are “waking up” to it.
it’s really fucking gross
absolutely putrid vibes
ana kasparian tweet saying “hey, bitch, the goyim are waking the fuck up. deal with it.”
so glad i never fucked with TYT
i believe in YOU is what i believe
nuh uh
gotta caase of charmin wipes
poster for ‘nirvanna the band the show the movie’
a transcendent experience. everyone must see this
many people are saying that the curling medals are actually more prestigious than the hockey ones.
that’s just what they’re saying
but what if you have to sneak? for a friend?
only time you’ll see me rooting for Sam Bennett to win a draw
The plan is simple. Make Alysa Liu fall in love with me
how the fuck do you have an invalid handle
there are whole other worlds out there
hey man this is pretty good
this actually made me laugh out loud thank you
ME: President Trump must answer for his crimes. This lawlessness cannot—
(hot pink playing cards explode around my face)
GAMBIT: Watch y' tone, cher. Dat man pregnant wit my own petit bébé.
*slowly pushing my poker chips into the center of the table, along with a banana*
all in 😎