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How many times do you think I could get away with saying "explanation point" instead of "exclamation point" in conversation?
Sam Raimi's less often discussed - A Simple Plan. Bill Paxton and Billy Bob Thornton and Bridget Fonda. Warning though if you haven't already seen it the old trailer gives away a lot.
Poster art for 1999 sci-fi horror film Virus starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Sutherland, and more.
I'm not joking when I say this is my favorite Donald Sutherland movie. RIP.
Everton is the dominant species.
I. AM. EVERTON.
I like this take, I avoid self-checkout the same unless lines are wild, I always just thought if they pay people to do this, and they aren't paying me, I'm not giving the store free labor.
These are for multi person access, each lock will open the whole gate, and each person who has a key can only open their lock so keys can't be shared.
๐ฅ (I watch a trailer for a new horror sequel or remake)
Me: "Doesn't look great but I've gotta see it"
6 years later
Me: "Hey I never got around to that, I should watch it"
(I don't)
When I die bury me face down, ass up, that's the way we like to
Is this connected to that Manhunt mini-series about the Unabomber? That was so good
I think hair conditioner might actually work
chrome extension that attempts to purchase every url you misspell
My "social" HAS no "skills"...
...my "social" NEEDS no "skills"...
This post HAS no context...
...this post NEEDS no context...
Me walking into the mediator's office to sign my divorce paperwork
I forgive you for not sharing this sooner
A photo of Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia with a caption that says "there are so many of them! Which one! Which one!"
I'm genuinely curious what this is but also my brain rot went straight to Mac
๐ฝ The opening of Cliffhanger is pure trauma. Love seeing Michael Rooker again tho.
I'm not sure subsisting on caffeine for the first 80% of the day and weed for the last 20% of the day is sustainable
Oingo Boingo went so hard with Dead Man's Party and I don't think we appreciate that enough in these here 2020's
As Coherence and Primer have already been suggested, I'm gonna say The Platform on Netflix is stellar.
I am definitely the little thing suckin' a hot pepper
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A weakling...
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weighing 98 pounds...
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๐ฝ kiinda fucked up that Frodo waited until the last second to tell his 3 closest friends that he was leaving forever.
Like "hey will you guys come with me to see Bilbo and Gandalf sail into the unknown?" How long of a carriage ride out to those docks? Not a word of warning.
Belle and Sebastian aren't even in the same movie
"Mandy, you're beautiful but like this is kinda giving me diaper"
"Bob Wallace... Phil Davis... the time has come to lip sync... for your LIFE!" ๐ฝ
This comes up for me too whenever the art vs artist topic comes up. I can't just disavow all connections I had to various art/movies/music once it becomes known a person was garbage.
"That over there's Jeffery, don't ever shut his laptop cause one of our micro-services runs directly off that so if you shut it you'll bring the whole system down"
I just don't think Jimmy Fallon needed his own ice cream flavor
Not really a dad joke, but it is one of my favorite jokes. Bear with me, it takes a bit.
On this farm lives a cow, a chicken, and a horse. They're quite inseparable; they're the best friends of the whole farm.
One day, the three are looking through the window as the farmer's daughter is watching a