Lizard

we love attentive blocking

So many of America’s white grandpas just learned who Kendrick Lamar is and then learned who Drake is and then learned to hate Drake.

Bellbottms?

I dont even remember what summer Olympics it was when he started busting out all the different sports balls, but since then he's had my local lawyers ad spot in my heart

Ooo Spencer Callahan busting out the costumes for the big game!

I'm sorry did that Chevron commercial just say GULF OF AMERICA

But what they showed definitely wasn't here right? I mean its raining and that footage was sunny

I mean, I definitely heard that flyover but, it's also absolutely raining right now....

This is the true story of seven idiots picked to run the government....

I made my dog a winter jacket and a house coat, matching robe for me coming soon

FREEDOM!

Where we're going we don't need lanes

You know what she does to dogs who disobey her

I was told by an uber driver, at least for another shall not be named self driving capable car, it doesn't really work here because so much street striping just *doesn't exist*. Its what the cameras use to orient themselves or some such thing

I've usually got grapes too, but we're shutting the door and doing some of the judging you've been abstaining from

I'll pull out the chair and bring you a spritzer if you ever need to sit down for a sec to take a break

Femme, be who you want, as safely as you can, we're out here for you, and I hope there are people in your direct orbit immediately there for you too. You don't have to take on the burden of being a "teaching tool"

a blue and white vehicle is driving down a ice rink Alt: a blue and white vehicle glides down an ice rink

Many things are terrible so I was having a stare into space ponder, and came across this soothing wondering in my brain: Do you think driving a Zamboni is like being the puck during a gentle game of air hockey? Its nice to think about

I should set up a live cam to see how many make it, just like in nature

There is already an Airbnb of Eagles fans nesting on my street

Hey! Congratulations!

This does actually work really well. I've gotten for real from humans follow up phone calls every time I've used it

Just know, if you see me walking to the bathroom at work or in a bar, in my head I'm singing: "All I do is pee pee pee, no matter what." I haven't reworked the lyrics past that yet, I walk quickly

Jazzfest is out of their gd mind

Opinion | Why Aren’t More People Marrying? Ask Women What Dating Is Like. Harping on people to get married from up in the ivory tower fails to engage with reality of life in the dating trenches.

HA! "But harping on people to marry from high up in the ivory tower fails to engage with the reality on the ground that heterosexual women from many walks of life confront: that is, the state of men today." www.nytimes.com/2023/11/11/o...

I didn't even realize there was still a shot for a dem for SoS (Collins-Greenup is GREAT) and AG

An ancient parable once said "my world's on fire, how bout yours?"

All the world's a BBQ grill, and today New Orleanians are the hot dogs 💨

Praise Don

Does the wall work both ways?