Morgue Anne

The only downside to my resolution to stop dating musicians is now I have no idea who to book for my birthday show.

Watching Marie Antoinette because I need some goddamn whimsy

Coffee shop music went from There is a Light That Never Goes Out to Build me Up Buttercup. No notes.

I have two events next Sunday and they each only have 11 tickets left. Can I cross "sold out show" off my bingo card early this year?

Can't sleep, planning my solo self care day Sunday.
Brow wax > massage > drinks during quiet reading time at a book bar. A perfect day.

Sometimes my husband does this thing called a "housewife fee" where he just sends me money as recognition for the disproportionate amount of labor I do in our household. It's awesome.

One thing I appreciate about the 28 - Later franchise is the naked women get a merkin but the naked men go full frontal

Twice today in two different bathrooms I have realised too late that there was no toilet paper.

I need to make a "breakup letter" stage prop. So it needs to be one line like "It's not you it's me" or "I don't love you anymore". Something that immediately conveys what's happening in a punchy way.

I think I got scammed tonight. Guy put his whole dinner and drinks on my tab at the bar 😭

One of my least favorite things as an events organiser is when you end up with the same day as other cool events put on by people you respect that you would have wanted to go to.

My 2026 Resolution is to be just as chronically online, but in like a productive way.

Oscillating Wildly is one of my favorite puns and I will use it every opportunity I can (which is more often than you'd think).

Everyone always says to let go of anger but like fucking HOW?!

So like what are the Furries listening to these days?

"Oh, we're not doing couples therapy we're just reading Gone Girl together."

Ok but WHICH MAC products is Chappelle using to get that perfect Goth white??

Should I do a "People Quentin Tarantino hates" category for trivia?

There won't be a second date, but at least now he knows how to pronounce Jordan Peele's name.

Saw Hamnet last night and I have to say my biggest issue with the film is they had the opportunity to have Anne Hathaway play Anne Hathaway and squandered it.

Should I make/sell holiday merch packs?

I need more photos but I don't feel "photo ready" but I should do it anyway (and it's important to document the ever changing moments in life) but if I'm spending time on that I'm not spending time on improving but but but 🙃

I miss the Noc Noc and my friend Trystan. ❤️‍🩹

Cause they're cops and wannabe cops?

I'm gonna say it.

The combo of Taylor Swift new album + The current political climate is making for some amazing Banned Books Week content from local libraries.

I can't post my non ai ghostface photo because the only thing anyone is wearing is the ghostface mask and a condom.

What's your favorite fun fact about bees?

Morgue Anne fridge magnets Y or N?

Masterful Morgue Anne Spills Rendezvous Tea, Urges Support for Displaced Performers — The Evergreen Echo Over the past decade, Morgue Anne has forged a creative home at The Rendezvous, a historic venue in the heart of Belltown, where, until a few weeks ago, you could see everything from live music, to co...

Curious about where to see Burlesque in Seattle and wtf is going in with the Rendezvous? @themorgueanne.bsky.social spills the tea in my latest article @echothearts.bsky.social : theevergreenecho.org/echo/morguea...