I had that soundtrack on CD. Was very fond of Tommy the Cat

This is the depraved reality of being ruled by a cabal of soy boy omnivores

Real men skin and eat their enemies

Being a Spurs fan is hoping only to lose by two goals. #coys You can do it!

justice for Ange

Just look at the density in that central section – great swathes of the board left untouched in service to this seething metropolis

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I am ENRANGED!

Got a buddy at the ground who says he's going to stay to the end of the game to avoid the crowds 🤷 #coys

Almost got through a "When the Spurs Go Marching in"... almost

Captain's armband's cursed

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The Reform claim of sectarian voting is so nonsensical that I can only interpret it as "Muslims shouldn't vote at all." Whether they go Labour or Green, they're not going to vote for the anti-Muslim party, lads. This is what you wanted.

Forgot the important detail – bumped into him *in the supermarket*

Back in my school days, I remember bumping into the kid whose family owned the local Chinese takeaway. He had a trolley full of cabbages – so many that they could only be for the restaurant – and I asked "Oh what dish is that for?", and I was shocked and stunned when he replied "Crispy seaweed."

Similarly, Reform's back-to-office policy. Who on earth wants that? Is that just for retirees who want workers to suffer as much as they did?

Fair enough. I quite like Spence but he's been inviting so much pressure today, and still not sure about Paulinha and Gallagher. Think Solanke is decent but he's getting no service. I don't know. Such a mess.

Besides VDV and Simons, who would you keep in a fully fit first 11?

must... endure... chalamet...

I AM WATCHING THIS TOO

Oooh! Very exciting. Congrats!

If Jean stands exactly one nautical mile away from Lord Scotland, how tall is Gilgamesh?

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I bet he's sweating now…

"Are you available?"

"I'm available!!"

Nu Genea album Nuova Napoli on vinyl

Some kind of Italian jazz-funk electro-disco afrobeat thing, I frikkin love it

#nowplaying

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Mad God is currently on Channel 5 catch-up, of all places – just in case you want to be deeply disturbed by some stop-frame animation

‘We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.’

😂 not seen it but walking out of a muppets movie is some serious shit

Absolutely stellar cast, tons of British talent, but the script is so, so saccharine it makes your lips curl up behind your gums