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13.03.2026 15:08
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A horrible man with terrible posts that i always find myself liking
rat music
oh its never mad, its more of a sarcastic mocking to help keep my sanity while i wait for a bottle to warm or help her degas
Panel 1: Two swans, floating on a water, very swan-ily. P2: Same POV, but now the swans have raised their wings. P3: Again, same POV, but now the wings are fully up, and the swans' necks are lowered and extended. P4: GO! The swans shoot forward at speed, leaving trails of water in their wake. Their necks are fully extended, beaks open. P5: A side-on view of water against a green sky. P6: Same POV, but now the swans have burst into view. However, the only thing moving --at tremendous speed-- are their necks, stretching out impossibly. P7: We close in on a side-on view of the swans' heads, beaks closed in a look of swan-y determination. They are literally neck & neck. P8: The background begins to swirl as the swans pick up speed. They spiral towards the centre from the upper left & lower right corners. P9: A dramatic reveal of a Jack Kirby-like cosmic scene, with a blazing sun in the bottom right corner, and a "krackle" filled purple sky. The swans' necks spiral around each other
territorial dispute
see if they can give it to you in a different format (e.g. 2x10mg instead of 1x20mg). I've heard thats worked for some
"oh whats that you stupid idiot baby you want food but dont want to eat it??? you dont want to be cuddled but if i put you down you scream louder? get a fucking grip"
currently Going Through It with my 8-week-old and yeah i've said this to her multiple times now
you need to do better than that to rid yourself of me
i say selectively as if it wont replace a good 90% of them
need an extension that selectively replaces your posts with "Im up to my bullshit again"
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
and we're plantigrade because we walk on our plants i am very smart
yeah thats why its called digit-igrade
sometimes i wonder if we do
Friend probably isn't the right word, theyre both opportunists who see value in helping each other, nothing more. The instant farage is no longer of use I'm sure trump will ditch him
As for his prospects, the Tories imploding and Kier Starmer being the most pathetic man alive have helped him a ton
it would never happen and would likely have terrible outcomes if it did but the idea of it is extremely funny to me
2 reasons why this is a bad idea:
1) you dont wanna touch us rn we have nigel farage basically lined up to be PM
2) it would be *way* funnier if the US became a vassal of cuba instead
the best part of coffee is how it helps you wake up and actually focus
the worse part of coffee is how oh god send me back to the pits of sleep deprived ignorance
have they tried looking for trancesignatures or maybe electroswing signatures instead?
*says no in a way thats somehow really unnerving and probably racist*
they stole an hour from women
futiley attempt to remain conscious
When You were partying
I drank from the HOSE
When you were having premarital sex
I drank from the HOSE
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
I drank from the HOSE
And now that the world is on fire and you're thirsty you have the audacity to come to me for help?
who do i look like, james baxter?
the closest thing for me is disliking a certain character in a game because I was in a social group with the VA like 15 years ago and he got banned for constantly making tasteless jokes
the character is fine, nothing wrong with him. The VA is probably fine too, he was just being an idiot teen
Watercolor artwork depicting wormbo going down a slide.
Worm Slide
[ #art #oc #watercolor ]
if you want real fuckin bad though, go look up who mazdamundi was friends with in the old warhammer fantasy stuff
its SO SO SO much better now, the mbeke dwarves are my favourite
