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@christophermnor

Licking their boots won't save you. Writer. Nerd. Dog dad. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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In the event of societal collapse it will be important to put thick layers of concrete around billionaire bunkers to prevent a bunch of assholes from emerging in a few hundred years.

07.03.2026 14:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cutting money to the CBC someone needs to throw a shoe at Carney.

06.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A post on Bluesky or Threads is still a Tweet right?

We didn't give it a new name just because we left twitter.

I'm definitely not calling it a Bluesk.

06.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

History can be recorded. Language, and traditions can be preserved, to a point.
Culture is ever changing. The culture I grew up in no longer exists, and it shouldn't.
We should always aim to be better than what came before.

06.03.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So since 90s reboots (Buffy, The X-Files) are in the works, let's get Sliders, and Space Above and Beyond back.

05.03.2026 14:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had no idea who this person is but I understood that reference.

05.03.2026 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the #Ontario government wanted to do something to help the people they could follow BC's lead and end #DaylightSavingsTime

Or they could do nothing and we could add: Kept the useless system to the list of terrible things they've done.

04.03.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do people who say "I would never date a trans person!" Know how they sound to the rest of us?

That's no different than saying you'd never date a black person.

You really going to dismiss an entire group of people because of how they were born?

04.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, if someone tells you to choose between your pets or them, you choose your pets.

And congratulations you just found over 100 pounds of free meat to feed them.

04.03.2026 03:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the few positive uses of AI slop would be replacing problematic actors with Tig Notato.

Kevin Spacey, Jared Leto, Mark Wahlburg, both the guys from the 2000 Spider-Man movies.

03.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fairly certain my one dog won't be happy unless I dig a moat around the neighborhood.

03.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All that killing the Ayatollah did was get rid of one guy.
If Trump, or Ford dropped dead all that happens is every asshole behind them takes one step forward and the problems continue.
They're not cutting the head off a snake so the body will die, it's a hydra.

03.03.2026 12:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Optimus Prime would be very disappointed in Shia LaBouf.

Also Marky Mark.

02.03.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeaaaah, as a Canadian I can assure you trying to make us the 51st state has not gone unnoticed, and will go very badly if they're stupid enough to try it, beyond funding the traitors in Alberta, who are fortunately, still mostly a joke.

01.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are far too many people who need to hear this:

STOP KILLING CHILDREN

01.03.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Respect to anyone flushing T-shirts down the aircraft carriers johns.

No US intervention since WW2 has been justified.

28.02.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People love to bring up that only 40% of eligible voters voted in the last election.

But what if we had 90% and they still elected this asshole?

Anyway I want ranked choice ballots with a couple write in options so I can choose a golden retriever or a literal pineapple over Thug Ford.

28.02.2026 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had a lovely dream.
The last of my organic cells had died, and been replaced by nanobots.
I flowed around my house like a raindrop on a pane of glass.

27.02.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is it retroactive? Asking because the US has a rapist, pedophile for a president.

26.02.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reading the comment section in the official #StarTrek Facebook group after a new episode drops is starting to make me think a lot of these so called Star Trek fans weren't bullied enough.

I do not regret never attending conventions if these are the kinds of people I'd have become.

26.02.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A-ha! #StarfleetAcademy just confirmed Klingons have a Quad!

Let the Mass Effect crossover jokes begin.

26.02.2026 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ever see a story on Instagram and think "I really hope nobody else sees this, they will troll the shit out of it."

So you're just walking around with forbidden knowledge until it goes away.

26.02.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not the only one watching Prodigal Daughter and thinking Taylor Tomlinson looks like Buffy the Vampire Slayer right?

25.02.2026 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some days I think "Maybe we should dedicate all our resources to giving dogs thumbs and hand over the planet to them."

25.02.2026 12:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just maybe, a bunch of guys who decided to dedicate their lives to smacking a piece of rubber across an ice rink with sticks aren't the greatest role models?

Still more ethical than tech/finance bros though.

25.02.2026 12:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're sorry you are unable to post a review of this movie/show until you correctly answer 10 questions about it.

25.02.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good Fortune was really fucking good, and funny, and I say this as someone who found Aziz Ansari really annoying in pretty much everything I'd ever seen him in.

He did a really good job, and I hope more people see it.

24.02.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The more I read, the more I have to remind myself: My dog is smarter than sooooo many people.

And I'm not sure I shouldn't include myself because he understands many English words but I have no idea what he's saying.

24.02.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"But why was that word in his head?!"

Well there are a lot of places you can hear/see slurs:

Movies, Television, Books, Music, Twitter, Video Games, Comment sections, family members, people yelling on the street, or maybe he played XBox Live for an hour 20 years ago and learned them all there.

24.02.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your stupid football game requires killing dogs you should just walk into the sea.

23.02.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0