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Suburban dad humor in the midst of our current dumb apocalypse

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13.09.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 2164 πŸ” 667 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 12

I thought someone at least keyed his car or something, or at least put a bumper sticker on that would leave residue. He's writing a whiny article because somebody basically put a post-it on it?

28.05.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My clarifying point was that the situation is not that njtransit has not offered any raises, not arguing the offer was adequate.

18.05.2025 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, they've been offered raises in that time and turned them down. All of the other nj transit unions accepted new contracts with wage increase, and the engineers turned down the offer.

16.05.2025 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the dogs!

14.05.2025 02:25 πŸ‘ 18979 πŸ” 3637 πŸ’¬ 507 πŸ“Œ 181

This looks like an SNL skit.

29.04.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 1217 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 17

"And now we bring you a Fox News exclusive interview with President Trump ..."

11.04.2025 12:51 πŸ‘ 726 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 3
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

09.04.2025 06:33 πŸ‘ 91073 πŸ” 28402 πŸ’¬ 885 πŸ“Œ 1329

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

07.04.2025 20:30 πŸ‘ 42358 πŸ” 12637 πŸ’¬ 508 πŸ“Œ 287
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I did not make this and don't know who did, all the same - lmao

03.04.2025 14:13 πŸ‘ 10219 πŸ” 1846 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 104
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03.04.2025 15:31 πŸ‘ 2833 πŸ” 745 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 96
Americans will pay $6 trillion for Trump’s tariffsβ€”the largest tax hike in U.S. history 
From CNN’s Chris Isidore

Americans will pay $6 trillion for Trump’s tariffsβ€”the largest tax hike in U.S. history From CNN’s Chris Isidore

Now THAT’s a headline, no notes

02.04.2025 20:52 πŸ‘ 1747 πŸ” 477 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 16
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression WASHINGTONβ€”Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic β€œperiod of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression

02.04.2025 21:26 πŸ‘ 13745 πŸ” 2928 πŸ’¬ 177 πŸ“Œ 145

economic version of Baghdad Bob

13.03.2025 14:14 πŸ‘ 570 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 3
The other critics are Democratic trolls who say, β€œWhatever led you to believe Trump was going to protect speech?” Well, I listed many things, from Trump and Vance campaigning on it, to them bringing censored people whom I personally know to care about the issue into government, to confronting Europe on the matter at potentially significant cost. But, none of that is the point. Those clucking now about Trump and civil liberties are mostly all people who’ve refused to admit the people they voted for pose any threat at all, let alone the monster that’s already turned most of Europe into a police state. If you don’t admit what the choices were and are, you’re trolling.

Whether you think he will or not, the world needs Trump to hold some kind of line on these issues. Either way, we have to talk about it, don’t we?

The other critics are Democratic trolls who say, β€œWhatever led you to believe Trump was going to protect speech?” Well, I listed many things, from Trump and Vance campaigning on it, to them bringing censored people whom I personally know to care about the issue into government, to confronting Europe on the matter at potentially significant cost. But, none of that is the point. Those clucking now about Trump and civil liberties are mostly all people who’ve refused to admit the people they voted for pose any threat at all, let alone the monster that’s already turned most of Europe into a police state. If you don’t admit what the choices were and are, you’re trolling. Whether you think he will or not, the world needs Trump to hold some kind of line on these issues. Either way, we have to talk about it, don’t we?

Matt Taibbi: Not beating the "fell for the wallet inspector" allegations

13.03.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 1236 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 31

You're one of like 5 accounts that keeps me from only coming on here. Glad to see whenever you pop in over here

10.03.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fox Business interviewed the owner of a Pennsylvania auto dealership who said of Trump's tariffs, "nobody is gonna buy the truck, because it just had $20,000 price increase."

04.03.2025 19:03 πŸ‘ 1322 πŸ” 244 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 75

We have kind of two mayoral races going on right now. One is a bunch of earnest left of center wonks putting out policy papers and the other one is two guys doing an Alien vs. Predator thing

03.03.2025 16:46 πŸ‘ 1142 πŸ” 187 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 7

bsky.app/profile/atru... Living in alternate reality

26.02.2025 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america ' ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '

@surelyjackthemc.bsky.social I'm very proud of this one and you are probably the only person who can see it
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26.02.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have to say, bold hollywood move to let a Bond villain have a say in who gets to be the new James Bond

26.02.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Having served as a Moscow correspondent in the early days of Putin's reign, this reminds me of how the Kremlin took over its own press pool and made sure that only compliant journalists were given access.

25.02.2025 18:57 πŸ‘ 20634 πŸ” 6377 πŸ’¬ 1030 πŸ“Œ 389

That offer and some was given multiple times from Camp David Accords through Ehud Olmert's term as prime minister and rejected by Arafat and Abbas never accepted. Right of return for millions of Palestinians is a sticking issue, and the breakdown of talks led to Netanyahu resuming power

11.02.2025 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Try any other EV in 2025. I promise you that you will enjoy just as much, and will even notice ways that Tesla build quality and aesthetic has fallen far behind in the years since they have updated

06.02.2025 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's an A+ movie concept that fumbles its execution hard

05.02.2025 16:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is going on with Vanessa Kirby in this photo?

04.02.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Amazing nobody can be bothered to google these claims they make

04.02.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@ianbremmer.com

03.02.2025 20:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NEW: Archived tweets for Gavin Kriger, Musk's 20-something DOGE employee wreaking havoc inside USAID, shows that Kriger has retweeted multiple neo-Nazis including Nick Fuentes, leader of the so-called Groyper movement, and another popular explicit Nazi account recently unmasked by @travisbrown.dev

03.02.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 11967 πŸ” 5650 πŸ’¬ 290 πŸ“Œ 495

"Were you hired because of your last name?"

31.01.2025 18:37 πŸ‘ 1182 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 7