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Chris Coulson

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Imposter, sometimes grumpy, likes plants and debugging asm. Ubuntu security engineer.

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I'm not having a great time at the moment, so I don't have much to post about. You can have a couple of Bella photos in the meantime

28.01.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Only 250 days and 16 hours!

14.12.2025 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry to hear that :(

08.12.2025 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Twitter

08.12.2025 02:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Busy day today installing a loftzone kit into part of my attic

06.12.2025 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can't wait for 22nd August!

05.12.2025 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are not a serious country anymore

21.09.2025 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel the same

21.09.2025 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am lucky to be alive for starters ๐Ÿคฃ

21.09.2025 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crikey, I've not been on here in ages, and a lot has happened since I was last here.

21.09.2025 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is our dog broken or are they meant to do this? ๐Ÿคฃ

30.04.2025 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like the popularity of it would be much higher in countries where it doesn't exist if we asked people. A referendum on an issue like this in the UK would be a disaster. I'm afraid that its opponents are way too complacent and the pro death penalty crowd has way too many wealthy backers

23.12.2024 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And is just going to drain rain water straight into their neighbours' gardens or into already overstretched sewage / storm water drainage

14.08.2024 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It should be illegal to hard landscape every bit of land within the curtilage of your property like this. What a soulless, sterile, depressing outdoor space that provides no shelter and contributes absolutely nothing to biodiversity

14.08.2024 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The former employee couldn't wait to get out, you couldn't fill the vacancy they left in a few months, and you short-listed them just to laugh in their face. Who has the real issues here? What is your employer doing to address their absolutely terrible company culture?

14.06.2024 08:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just spent hours debugging a subtle issue that was caused by me unconditionally returning early from a function as opposed to checking an error and returning only when the check failed, so if you're a junior developer that is lacking some confidence, hope this cheers you up :)

01.05.2024 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bella's fur is a literal slug magnet. Went out for a walk this evening thinking she'd stay nice and clean because it's been dry here today, and so she'd not have to go in the bath right before bed. NOPE

11.04.2024 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got myself locked out of Twitter. Why is Space Karen so desperate to protect this stonetoss guy?

19.03.2024 23:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.03.2024 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What I wouldn't give to trade my imposter syndrome for the confidence of Therese Coffey giving a geography lesson

18.01.2024 08:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got up to go and grab a beer from the kitchen, heard Maisie and Jo giggling after a few seconds, then came back in to find the dog just laying like this in my temporarily vacated seat

13.01.2024 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The clean, nicely groomed dog didn't last very long

13.01.2024 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First trip to the groomers today www.instagram.com/p/C2ACNsRCgl...

12.01.2024 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸคŽ

01.01.2024 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy new year to you too! :)

01.01.2024 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just gone to sit with mine - she's peaceful so far

31.12.2023 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every dog walk right now

31.12.2023 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope you have a good evening, whatever you're doing :)

31.12.2023 22:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've always been ambivalent about fireworks - tolerating proper organised displays but thinking that amateur home displays are just extremely shit. But now we have a dog, I'm definitely turning into one of those "ban all fireworks" sort of guys

31.12.2023 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pretty much walked through a swamp today, so she's just had a bath. She's not impressed

28.12.2023 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0