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Clan Gargoyle

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We are the stone-faced vampires who unshackled themselves and flew free into the night. [VTM parody account, all posts are in character unless begun with //] [Check out my books! https://www.storytellersvault.com/browse.php?author=Tyler%20Rose ]

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*Our* office!? Are we allowed in again? πŸ™

07.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thaumaturgy?

More like Thawmyturd-gy.

06.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We'll be in our office

06.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

See? We're not all bad. We love making deals. Our whole society is built on reciprocation. We might be undead monstrosities who laugh in the face of God and science, but we're civilized, damnit!

05.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh really? I seem to recall:

Tremere: Gargoyles! Help! Ceoris is on fire!

Gargoyles: no Sire, that's just the northern lights

05.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three panels, art of a man and woman in 17th century clothing
Woman: Are you a vampire
Man: No
Woman: So, you saw your reflection in the mirror and still decided to show up looking like that?

Three panels, art of a man and woman in 17th century clothing Woman: Are you a vampire Man: No Woman: So, you saw your reflection in the mirror and still decided to show up looking like that?

Pretending to be a Lasombra so we don't have to comb our hair tonight

05.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Vamps: to be a good Cammie, you need to have read these Traditions and be able to cite key passages from memory
Me, an Anarch: If someone asks for help, ya help them

Vamps: to be a good Cammie, you need to have read these Traditions and be able to cite key passages from memory Me, an Anarch: If someone asks for help, ya help them

05.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

//Hello! I've published three things, but nothing since the recently interface update. Feel free to DM me.

04.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BIRDS AREN'T REAL, THEY'RE JUST GOVERNMENT DRONES SPYING ON US

03.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're gonna need @thetechnocracy.bsky.social to confirm that...

03.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We heard the TU recruited a Malkavian recently. Glad to see Dementation is still effective through rose-tinted mirror shades.

02.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Deacon.

27.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

//Just get yourself a vibrating buttplug and a partner, and you'll be set!

27.02.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello Sheriff!

25.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk, it's pretty effective, gotta give them props for finding something so uniquely repulsive and baffling to elders

25.02.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
25.02.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Kio? Ni cxiam parolis Esperanton. Vi estas freneza.

25.02.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New Camarilla sheriff is torturing elders by playing Spongebob's Best Day Ever song on loop

25.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This is discrimination!

23.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this offer valid if you become undead post-death?

23.02.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Advertise your account with a gif

17.02.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I is for Inquisition, which happened surely just the once
J is for Just Kidding, the Inquisition happens twice!
K is for Kindred, calling us vampires is passe
L is for Lord Regent, whom all the good Tremere obey

15.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

E is for Embrace, where you're damned eternally
F is for Forever, how long a vampire you will be
G is for Gehenna, coming sooner than you think
H is for Hunger, which comes on fast as you can Blink

15.02.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a puppet is standing in front of a chalkboard that says learning the alphabet now i know my abcs ALT: a puppet is standing in front of a chalkboard that says learning the alphabet now i know my abcs

Skipped a few letters there, bud. Maybe we should have a review sesh?

15.02.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Valentine’s Day to all who celebrate

14.02.2025 16:43 πŸ‘ 377 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

She's the best! 😍

//I also put a Virstania loresheet in the V5 Gargoyle book. Not quite a descendant but it gets you a connection to her.

14.02.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A is for Accounting, where your sins are not your own
B is for Baali, the best of whom are never known
C is for the Cam, the Ivory Tower stands alone
D is for Diablerie, where you're drinking from the soul

14.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

5 things we like and 5 mutuals to do the same!

Gothic Architecture β›ͺ
Flying High ✈️
90s Cartoons 🎬
Snail Mail πŸ’Œ
Fuzzy Friends 😺

@clanbanuhaqim.bsky.social
@dallaswordnerd.bsky.social
@djstrahd.me
@settemple.bsky.social
@clannosferatu.bsky.social

14.02.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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winnie the pooh sitting at a table with a bowl of food and a spoon ALT: winnie the pooh sitting at a table with a bowl of food and a spoon
13.02.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't get any of this nerd shit but them horseys look tasty

13.02.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0