I was very excited to buy a foaming soap dispenser and I have to say that so far it hasn't made my handwashing experience as magical as I thought it would.
I was very excited to buy a foaming soap dispenser and I have to say that so far it hasn't made my handwashing experience as magical as I thought it would.
Happy Holi! The Incredible India Festival returns for their second year! Mark your calendars for Saturday, July 18 from noon - 10pm. Extended hours means more delicious Indian food, more singing, more dancing and more summer fun! Visit Incredibleindiafestival.com for more information!
Random movie quotes.
His lips are busy!
As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little dog.
What IS THE, Mr. Wang! What IS THE meaning of this?
There's the phone booth where I lost my virginity!
Why do we even have that lever!
So what does that make you? The only whore in Chili Verde!
Am I religious? No. Am I spiritual? Well if by spiritual you mean do I wish that a supernatural entity would rain pain down upon my enemies, then yes, I am very spiritual.
My kingdom for a muscle relaxant
Let's go, India! #INDvsPAK
Chicken biryani
Salaam Cola
Carrot halwa
Chicken biryani lunch from Baithak of Punjab. The Salaam Cola is halal!
Ask a vague question, get a vague answer
Is there any bigger drama queen than a trade person explaining to you what's potentially going to kill you in your home? Yes, I know the basement walls are damp. That's literally why you're standing in my home. No need to ramp up the panic meter to 11, buddy.
fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrΓΆdinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
We live on a 4.5 billion-year-old rock that's traveling 67,000 mph through space but I'm sure your latte is "the most amazing thing ever."
In Wisconsin today, a dairy cow comes out the barn and if she doesn't see her shadow, we have six more weeks of cheese. #groundhogday
I can hear this photo
Why aren't men named Arthur Hornblower any more?
Who/what is your current nemesis? Mine is the bathroom towel bar.
This looks fun! Just purchased and will get into it later.
I'm not going to follow you on LinkedIn if you can't capitalize your own name properly.
A poster of Punjabi people dancing with a Happy Lohri message
Happy #Lohri
"You're soaking in it."
The Metro Builders Association (MBA) Home Building and Remodeling Show will run Friday through Sunday at the Wisconsin State Fair Park Exposition Center.
What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?
I just ate some double jalapeno cheddar that was so good, it made me sneeze
Me, finding out my Indian spices are a product of Guatemala.
Look at this sexy ass pumpkin Bundt cake. I'm thinking of a peanut butter glaze. #baking
Me, dressed as baby new year 2026, beating up a figure of an old man 2025.
Happy New Year!