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Random dude from Milwaukee. Frequent traveler to India. Member of American MENSA. Also I like to bake.

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I was very excited to buy a foaming soap dispenser and I have to say that so far it hasn't made my handwashing experience as magical as I thought it would.

06.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Holi! The Incredible India Festival returns for their second year! Mark your calendars for Saturday, July 18 from noon - 10pm. Extended hours means more delicious Indian food, more singing, more dancing and more summer fun! Visit Incredibleindiafestival.com for more information!

04.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Random movie quotes.

His lips are busy!
As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little dog.
What IS THE, Mr. Wang! What IS THE meaning of this?
There's the phone booth where I lost my virginity!
Why do we even have that lever!
So what does that make you? The only whore in Chili Verde!

01.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Am I religious? No. Am I spiritual? Well if by spiritual you mean do I wish that a supernatural entity would rain pain down upon my enemies, then yes, I am very spiritual.

26.02.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My kingdom for a muscle relaxant

25.02.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a crescent moon with green stars and the words ramadan mubarak ALT: a crescent moon with green stars and the words ramadan mubarak

Happy Ramadan! #ramadan #ramadanmubarak

17.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a painting of a horse with flames coming out of it Alt: a painting of a horse with flames coming out of it

Happy Year of the Horse #lunarnewyear

17.02.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's go, India! #INDvsPAK

15.02.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chicken biryani

Chicken biryani

Salaam Cola

Salaam Cola

Carrot halwa

Carrot halwa

Chicken biryani lunch from Baithak of Punjab. The Salaam Cola is halal!

15.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman wearing sunglasses and red gloves are standing next to each other Alt: Brad and Jane from the ABC sitcom, Happy Endings
15.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ask a vague question, get a vague answer

05.02.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there any bigger drama queen than a trade person explaining to you what's potentially going to kill you in your home? Yes, I know the basement walls are damp. That's literally why you're standing in my home. No need to ramp up the panic meter to 11, buddy.

03.02.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrΓΆdinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die

02.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 361 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

We live on a 4.5 billion-year-old rock that's traveling 67,000 mph through space but I'm sure your latte is "the most amazing thing ever."

30.01.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

In Wisconsin today, a dairy cow comes out the barn and if she doesn't see her shadow, we have six more weeks of cheese. #groundhogday

02.02.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Snoopy Super Hero GIF ALT: Snoopy Super Hero GIF

I'm off to use my super notary powers!

01.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can hear this photo

23.01.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why aren't men named Arthur Hornblower any more?

17.01.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who/what is your current nemesis? Mine is the bathroom towel bar.

14.01.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This looks fun! Just purchased and will get into it later.

14.01.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a happy pongal greeting card with sugarcane and a pot of food ALT: a happy pongal greeting card with sugarcane and a pot of food

Happy #Pongal!

14.01.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not going to follow you on LinkedIn if you can't capitalize your own name properly.

14.01.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A poster of Punjabi people dancing with a Happy Lohri message

A poster of Punjabi people dancing with a Happy Lohri message

Happy #Lohri

13.01.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"You're soaking in it."

09.01.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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2026 MBA Homebuilders and Remodeling Show starts Friday The Metro Builders Association (MBA) Home Building and Remodeling Show will run Friday through Sunday at the Wisconsin State Fair Park Exposition Center.

The Metro Builders Association (MBA) Home Building and Remodeling Show will run Friday through Sunday at the Wisconsin State Fair Park Exposition Center.

09.01.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?

04.01.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

I just ate some double jalapeno cheddar that was so good, it made me sneeze

03.01.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a cowboy hat says he gets his salsa from new york city .. Alt: a man in a cowboy hat says he gets his salsa from new york city ..

Me, finding out my Indian spices are a product of Guatemala.

03.01.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at this sexy ass pumpkin Bundt cake. I'm thinking of a peanut butter glaze. #baking

02.01.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Me, dressed as baby new year 2026, beating up a figure of an old man 2025.

Me, dressed as baby new year 2026, beating up a figure of an old man 2025.

Happy New Year!

01.01.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0