aw my dad watched every year too
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aw my dad watched every year too
I have time to vet exactly one person. Imagine having to monitor multiple people, not to mention the people those people are dating, to make sure no one has submissions in to Vanity Fair?? unbearable.
this is worse than a dick pic
the biggest problem with polyamory is that it increases the odds you could be in a relationship with someone who writes personal essays
Let’s be clear, “Markwayne”
Is not a human name. It is clearly a witch’s curse.
A lesson I have been very very slowly learning over my adult life is just how many men actually do not like women, and just how many men I encounter and have interacted with (even good interactions!) have not really seen me as fully a person equal to them.
always fascinating how few men clear that bar
I am fully aware that this is a tired cliche but sometimes it's also simply true: the bar is in hell
Trying desperately to see ANY bright side -- it's never been a better time to be a decent hetero guy who wants a full partner and knows how to do his own laundry and actively likes women as people.
I like the inside of me a lot more than the outside!
I hope you don't think my obsession with my own face is out of love!
sorry no I can not turn my camera on for this zoom meeting because I am the reincarnation of narcissus and if i see my own visage I will become consumed with it and stare obsessively at my own face until I die
To be clear - this means 7.6 million more of our neighbors, our friends, our coworkers, our parishioners, our community that will not be able to get the medical care they need. This does not mean that magically they’re making more money and don’t qualify anymore
How did these men know to stay away from Epstein? One googled him, one asked his mom for advice, and one actually listened to what Epstein said to him and quickly realized he was a witless misogynist.
It wasn't that hard, and every scientist who claims they didn't know is either lying or stupid.
you get it
i might post more nonsense than usual, more goofery and drivel at the moment. it's only because if i post about politics I will probably call for heads on a platter or something all silly like that so just over here trying not to whoopsies!
I get so many exclusive deals. You wouldn't even believe it. Every day in my inbox, more exclusive deals. Probably hard for other people to relate to because of course the deals are exclusive, just for me and I guess a few other VIPs which excludes most of you. A burden but a privilege; exclusivity.
WHO HAS THAT KIND OF TIME
and my bow (in case you need to dress up?)
I’m 2 people have said sourdough which I have not tried. I tried wrap and bagel sandwiches and decided I didn’t need to give someone money to make me unhappy anymore.
wait. Oh fuck.
An older man just said “rain keeps falling” and chuckled and I thought he was noting the loop because the first line of the song is about rain but no it’s also raining outside and he was just noting the weather?? Is this some weird pro rain propaganda? Who profits?! Is big umbrella behind this???
Omg
No one else seems to have noticed. At one point a woman who works here went to a corner and I thought she was going to fix it but no she just adjusted a light or something who cares. Everyone is acting like this is normal like nothing is happening. I don’t even know if they’re hearing music at all.
I am in a waiting room and the music is a 45 second loop of some slow jam and it took me at least 15 minutes to realize it was looping but now that I’m aware I feel like I’m in an experiment to see how long it takes to fully break a person and the answer is going to be much shorter than you’d think.
Jasmine Crockett concedes to James Talarico this morning: “With the primary behind us, Democrats must rally around our nominee. I'm committed to doing my part and will continue working to elect Democrats up and down the ballot." #TxSen
I've always thought of Dubai as the waiting room for Epstein Island.
Record profits are unpaid wages.
In a just society, one 40-hour a week job should pay enough to support a nuclear family — one brief stint as CEO should not pay so much it creates generation wealth and empowers the 1% to buy our elections.
#TaxTheBillionaires
