Ponkmaster Flex

Everybody’s soul food is not created equal [CLOSED]

I WANT CHANEL 9 BOOTS!
All these niggas steady jockin', 'cause they know I'm the truth

FACTS and that’s why we always gone make it out the other side 😂

I love Black southern culture so much.

My Freakum dress, naturally

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I’m sorry that Harriet Tubman skeet took me clean out. Why would they say that!! 😭😭😭

When I tell you I’m undone.

🤍THAT GIRL🤍

I was in H&M getting my life in those dressing rooms 🙂‍↕️😭

Because absolutely no one knows if this will last.

It is. My manager was telling me to use AI to summarize and generate code snippets because he was 😭 like I feel like I’m going insane

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Just fought for my life in the gym, walked to the grocery store, now I’m headed home to smoke and enjoy this beautiful ass day

I know why. I just hate it!

!!!! I quite literally don’t want to work on AI-tooling/anything as a software engineer, but why is that a good majority of the open jobs rn

I’m enjoying the warmth while it’s here, but I’ve been tricked before. I know it won’t stay until May 🥹🫩

Now why my PCP just scheduled an appointment without even asking me 😭😭😭 like okay girl

I ain’t mad at it! They be looking good too lol

To be very dramatic, having good friends will really save your life.

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Hey! Go get tested. YES! Even you fellow member of the no-action brigade 🥲...it's good to keep a routine

Eggs in salad are not my ministry but I support anyone who believes in that lol ❤️

The hand of the local gay nigga reaches out, boasting the feast of a salad before he partakes in a room where there are no others. Part of his forearm tattoo is showing and he’s wearing a watch with a colorful band.

Black people salads go so stupid 😭😭😭 this is lettuce, sweet potato, chicken, caesar, ranch and some habanero on top ☺️

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Cause I’m black like my mommaaaaa!! 😌

Bounce music is so healing

What I mean by that is, Donald Trump, man I wouldn’t wanna be in her shoes after this

Just applied sunscreen, walked to the bus stop and sweat it right off 😂😂like I’m right back in band camp all over again

Lord lemme get my choir robe.

I’d argue it was not electing Al Gore. Hell, it might have been electing Reagan.

The real reason he getting that ballroom bunker together

Them folks said run uppp hoe omg 😭

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE TALK ISNT CHEAP, AND IT IS WHAT IT IS!!