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if you thought my tweets suck wait till you see the shit i put on here

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Meet me on granville

22.02.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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PST giveth and taketh

22.02.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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people outside of canada might be surprised to learn we have an entire provincial political party that governs exclusively using liquor laws.

High cost of living? Make beer cheaper
Trump tariffs? Ban US beer
No hospital beds? Uh oh sorry not much we can do about that but have you tried labatt blue

20.02.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not just bitter when I say 3v3 sucks ass and if the mens gold is determined by a 3v3 OT i will riot

19.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

leafs fans extremely conflicted

18.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nhl tom wilson ❌
team canada tom wilson βœ…

15.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's okay france you still have better wine

15.02.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

scientists need to study whatever the hell happens to binnington when a game matters

12.02.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve spoken with hundreds of @onecityvancouver.bsky.social members over the last few months. One sentiment comes up again and again:

Somewhere in the last ten years, people stopped believing Vancouver could actually build anything anymore. 🧡

11.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you could tell me any man performing tonight is benson boone and I'd believe you

02.02.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if only there were a way to levy some sort of fee on existing homeowners for their use of local infrastructure. We could regularly increase it every year to cover these rising costs instead of watching the city crumble into the ocean. I dunno just spitballing here

25.01.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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good morning

23.01.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A New Era for Pitchfork: Introducing Reader Scores and Commenting After 30 years, we’re expanding the role readers have in our music criticism and giving you full access to the reviews archive

Pitchfork aside, people need to accept the ad model is unsustainable in 2026 and we should normalize paying creators for their work again. Expect many more websites to make this shift. pitchfork.com/news/a-new-e...

20.01.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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LORD BLESSED US WITH A GOALIE FIGHT TONIGHT

20.01.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

finally, an ad that conveys how weird people are for drinking cow milk

19.01.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Auditioning for 49ers qb next season I think I actually have a chance tbh

18.01.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

these Trump addresses are incredible. It starts with venezula regime change and you look away for three seconds and then he's talking about how many new pizza places are opening in dc

03.01.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Counting all the oversized SUVs idling in the ferry lineup is a fun reminder that gas is too cheap

28.12.2025 20:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Visiting Victoria and want to take a single bus ride? So just download this app, create an account, add a credit card, add a minimum balance of $5.00, then scan a QR code.

Serving a city of 400,000 people lol

26.12.2025 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

can't believe quinn hughes was the problem all along πŸ˜”

20.12.2025 05:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑 🫑 🫑

13.12.2025 00:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

more than anything I'm just relieved everyone's not laughing at canucks management for once

12.12.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Whitecaps lfg!!!!!!!

06.12.2025 21:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThere’s always those last little touches,” he added. β€œI want to thank both the CEOs of Metrolinx and TTC. They’ve done a really good job.”

In case you thought there was any hope, elected officials think 16 years to build a single line in canada's largest city qualifies as "a really good job"

05.12.2025 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wow can't believe saying "no thanks I'm good" didn't work

04.12.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

new train smell

27.11.2025 22:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the most insane world series I’ve ever seen (I’ve seen exactly one)

02.11.2025 03:40 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sherwood I’m loving the effort but maybe chill out for a few games so we can afford to sign you

31.10.2025 01:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rogers billionaires begging customers for an extra 30% for sportsnet only to cut out during the world series. Great work everyone!

29.10.2025 02:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I asked pettersson to score a goal and the monkey paw curled sorry yall mb

17.10.2025 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0